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Its hard growing a mustache. Can I have some encouragement?

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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 84
Its two and a bit weeks in and I look like a mexican five year old

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I just need some vibes and encouragement to keep it growing
Apr 23 2012 10:20PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
shave it every day for like a month. grows back faster. Shave even if there is no hair there.
Apr 23 2012 10:20PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
mustaches are badass, keep going
Apr 23 2012 10:21PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
I have mastered the mexi-stache. keep trying. mang
Apr 23 2012 10:21PM
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iFlip
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 19,088
Like ECB getting a girlfriend, sometimes you just have to realize it isn't going to happen.
Apr 23 2012 10:21PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
grow a mustache you fucking pussy.
Apr 23 2012 10:22PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Time is all you need. How old are you ?
Apr 23 2012 10:26PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
PUSSY. YOUR PARENTS HATE YOU AND THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GAIN THEIR RESPECT IS GROWING A MOUSTACHE, BUT THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN BECAUSE YOU'RE A PUSSY
Apr 23 2012 10:27PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
git'r dun
Apr 23 2012 10:27PM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 84
I am trying, I really am, but nothing I have ever done in my life has prepared me for this. You can train for a marathon or eating a million hot dogs, but you can't train growing a mustache.
Apr 23 2012 10:28PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Lol

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Does_shaving_speed_up_hair_growth
Apr 23 2012 10:29PM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 84
I am over the age of puberty.
Apr 23 2012 10:30PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
But for real I'll do it with you. First report in 2 weeks.
Apr 23 2012 10:32PM
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87


good inspiration, give it time.
Apr 23 2012 10:32PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Duh
Apr 23 2012 10:35PM
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Radio
Posts: 946 - Karma: 12
no one likes the guy who cant grow a mustache that tries to grow one. you will end up having an awkward uper lip. no one likes them, i try to tell this to my friends and they dont listen
Apr 23 2012 10:41PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
hah. not everyone can do it. i say give it up.
Apr 23 2012 10:46PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
I'm growing one also, good luck brother
Apr 23 2012 10:49PM
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ironic
Posts: 735 - Karma: 104
Grow man, grow!
Apr 23 2012 10:50PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
So it doesn't speed up hair growth, but it does create the illusion of more hair due to apparent thickness. So in a way it'd still kinda help
Apr 23 2012 11:01PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
im nearly 19 and i cant grow shit on my face
Apr 23 2012 11:02PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
KEEP GOING!
Apr 23 2012 11:13PM
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
Just keep shaving it 'til movember, hopefully you'll be growing more hair by then
Apr 23 2012 11:23PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
We made a bet with my friend that he has to grow a stache until grad (started in December) without doing anything to alter it. We all pitched in $10 now he's $110 and if he shaves, trims or anything to it he has to walk around the school in a speedo and cape for a day.
Apr 23 2012 11:51PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Why would you want to grow shit on your face?
Apr 23 2012 11:54PM
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TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 356
a friend once tried to just for men his mustache or lack there of, and instead eneded up dying his skin brown.
i would not suggest this technique, keep faith, one day it will be beautiful.
Apr 23 2012 11:54PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
i'm 19 and i can only grow aggressive peach fuzz. i can grow a hell of a mustache it's just light blonde and soft
Apr 23 2012 11:55PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
haha i did that one time for shits but you have to use the "black man black" color. Shit looks good then
Apr 23 2012 11:59PM
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hope.
Posts: 533 - Karma: 40
GET ON MY LEVEL

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Apr 23 2012 11:59PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
thats theclap isn't it???
Apr 24 2012 12:01AM
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gwhitey
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 312
Whenever I try it comes out horrid. :(
Apr 24 2012 12:02AM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
hahahahaha lost!
Apr 24 2012 12:28AM
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.Max.
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 701
Keep pushing buddy. It'll happen. Just avoid whatever Asa's got going on...
Apr 24 2012 12:30AM
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hope.
Posts: 533 - Karma: 40
keep trying homie, I expect one for my party. Or you will not be allowed in
Apr 24 2012 12:38AM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
I'm starting mine as of now.


Apr 24 2012 12:39AM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
Sidney Crosby anyone?
Apr 24 2012 12:42AM
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gwhitey
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 312
fuuuuuuu alright ill be about it
Apr 24 2012 12:11PM
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powderdrunkie
Posts: 2034 - Karma: 976

fumanchu day at my work this season

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Apr 24 2012 12:24PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
shave every day for a while, it'll grow back faster with each time you shave. I tried growing one about a month ago, but I didn't like the weird in-between phase where it's like a thick mexi-stache but not quite a full mustache.
Apr 24 2012 12:26PM
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garrettwiz
Posts: 2662 - Karma: 34
you's a bitch. just push it out
Apr 24 2012 12:28PM
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Puzzled
Posts: 4267 - Karma: 4,448
Spilled a copious amount of food.
Apr 24 2012 12:36PM
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plaplapla
Posts: 435 - Karma: 70
if you keep flexing your upper lip you will grow a mustache
Apr 24 2012 12:37PM
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doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315
doesn't look like it's gunna happen.
Apr 24 2012 12:41PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

The shitwinds are a-changin'.  Soon there'll be shitsnares on every corner, shithawks swooping in on our dope trailers and we shitbirds will have nothing left to grow shit on but our own upper lips.  I hate to say it but a toad a so.  A fuckin' a toad a so.     

Apr 24 2012 12:58PM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
if you want to grow a moustache, you have to fertilize the soil, so try motorboating a chicken's asshole. worst case: you develop a new fetish. assuming you didn't have an animal sex fetish already.
Apr 24 2012 2:40PM
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teleRADo
Posts: 357 - Karma: 36
grow a whole goatee, then shave your chin for the stache. the in-between usually looks better that way. but make sure you actually shave every few days and dont just let it grow out like face pubes.
Apr 24 2012 9:50PM
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JzD.
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 153
its going to get worse before it gets better
Apr 24 2012 9:55PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Grow a "I've never had sex with an underage boy before but I sure have jerked off while watching the kids at the playground across the street" moustache
Apr 24 2012 9:57PM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
Growing a beard/mustache is the easiest commitment to make, you are committing to not doing something that is a hassle.
Apr 24 2012 10:02PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
Not yet sig'd, but soon to be.
Apr 24 2012 10:06PM
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Mtougas
Posts: 870 - Karma: 77
take hormones, testosterone? might help?
Apr 24 2012 10:19PM
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