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Is there a cure for skiing withdrawals?

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tcgoldman
Posts: 704 - Karma: 723
During the summer i start to get anxious and shaky. I am in pain. When will i get to ski next? will it be hours, days, months, maybe half a year!!!!! When will it snow?!

It is almost summer and i know my skiing withdrawals will start to take effect soon. is their any antidote or magic potion that will cure this. i don't know, i just don't know...
Help?????!!!!!
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Apr 23 2012 8:12PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
summer set up or a ski camp
Apr 23 2012 8:13PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
sand skiing

Apr 23 2012 8:16PM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,462
Get another hobby?
Apr 23 2012 8:16PM
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EASTIE21
Posts: 278 - Karma: 21
Friends. Real ones. Not interwebz ones.
Apr 23 2012 8:18PM
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Tittsviller
Posts: 121 - Karma: 23

watching ski edits and movies are a temporary cure my friend

Apr 23 2012 8:18PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
You could try drugs
Apr 23 2012 8:19PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072

This just makes me want to ski more.

Apr 23 2012 8:22PM
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Pee_and_Ski
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 57
concerts.....lots of concerts
Apr 23 2012 9:10PM
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87
go to a party man , always helps me out
Apr 23 2012 9:11PM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,314
taco bell
Apr 23 2012 9:23PM
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steezy.stew
Posts: 1137 - Karma: 568
chronic fap
Apr 23 2012 9:27PM
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jibmeisterflex
Posts: 719 - Karma: 63
First you could try to make friends, that seems to help alot also what's wrong with summer, yeah I miss skiing but in the summer you can swim, mountain bike, party, ect so yeah I miss skiing like you but there's still other things to do
Apr 23 2012 9:29PM
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tigersjaw
Posts: 100 - Karma: 40
I picked up skateboarding after this past season. Fucking love it. Lazerflips here I come
Apr 23 2012 10:07PM
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dompuch
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 1,167
Cocaine?
Apr 23 2012 10:13PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,396
try to keep a boner for 3 hours then fall on the floor stomach first. then go do something else.
Apr 23 2012 10:26PM
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dan09uk
Posts: 215 - Karma: 108
Surfing !!!
Apr 23 2012 10:43PM
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tcgoldman
Posts: 704 - Karma: 723
drugs are bad.. mkay.

Apr 23 2012 10:52PM
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87
do this
Apr 23 2012 10:53PM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
drugs and fishing or both
Apr 23 2012 10:57PM
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Funnel
Posts: 7808 - Karma: 1,414
Get shit hammered drunk man. That will definitely take your mind off of skiing and help you develop new lasting friendships with people you probably won't remember that well from the night before. Plus, a cold brew is great on those hot summer days and warm summer nights.
Apr 23 2012 10:58PM
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Enstrut
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 362
that attitude is not very jew-like... god didn't give us big noses for nothing my son.

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Apr 23 2012 11:02PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
Jenga
Apr 23 2012 11:06PM
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tcgoldman
Posts: 704 - Karma: 723
hahahaha love this
Apr 23 2012 11:08PM
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TaranItUp
Posts: 1313 - Karma: 802
Doritos tacos.... mmmm
Apr 23 2012 11:08PM
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cheezeNbacon
Posts: 341 - Karma: 145
there is nothing man, at least nothing as good
Apr 23 2012 11:17PM
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-RDG-
Posts: 376 - Karma: 140
meth does it for me
Apr 23 2012 11:23PM
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AEROPLAEHN
Posts: 1353 - Karma: 192
rock skiing
Apr 23 2012 11:55PM
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Ruffles
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 29
Why is everyone who skis so one faceted? Skiing is fun and it's probably one of my favorite things to do but jesus everyone acts like it's their fucking life. Are you trying to emulate pro or create a self-image of yourself as a passionate skier?
Apr 24 2012 12:05AM
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harrymcfadden
Posts: 64 - Karma: 17
snowparknz.com is your answer
Apr 24 2012 3:50AM
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SKI.ING
Posts: 2695 - Karma: 2,535
Best advice, hands down.
Apr 24 2012 4:06AM
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myllhouse
Posts: 1064 - Karma: 2,154
fuck bitches - get money - repeat
Apr 24 2012 4:13AM
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Dub_Digital
Posts: 2792 - Karma: 627
maybe he just likes to ski br0?, and when the season ends he misses skiing like everyone else?......in fact, about the opposite of "emulating a pr0", because many pros ski year round...
Apr 24 2012 4:18AM
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,219
Do what i do. Ski all year round. Half the year doing a season here in Aus, then the other half usually in America or Canada!
Apr 24 2012 5:57AM
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razors-chaz
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,250
go skiing on a glacier near you? I would say dryslope but from recent threads it seems americans aren't into that, its how i get through my summer of ski withdrawal
Apr 24 2012 6:11AM
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James7
Posts: 233 - Karma: 30
go waterskiing, thats what i do
Apr 24 2012 6:27AM
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Mr_pretzel
Posts: 4616 - Karma: 1,289
Rettallack.

Works wonders for post powder depression.
Apr 24 2012 6:56AM
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bweld123
Posts: 221 - Karma: 31
this
Apr 24 2012 7:43AM
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coldcuts69
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fap
Apr 24 2012 7:45AM
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mowglii
Posts: 545 - Karma: 339
i love summer almost as much as winter cause of skating and camping and swimming and shit. Plus glorious hot and long days and smoking a bowl every hour.  just build a summer set up for when u feel the need to ski or bring some snow from a ice rink to an urban spot. get drunk with your friends (or make some if u have none yet) and get a girlfriend to develop a sexy bond with. Summers fucking awesome man. Its also a good time to work and save up and shiet
Apr 24 2012 2:49PM
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Stickity
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bladezoring
Apr 24 2012 2:52PM
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pikupfulofsnow
Posts: 2077 - Karma: 9,696
camp and ride bachelor til the end of may for $159

Apr 24 2012 3:27PM
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whipple
Posts: 1415 - Karma: 5,167
LONGBOARD. one of best ways to get a somewhat ski-like feeling.
Apr 24 2012 3:45PM
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Justyle
Posts: 182 - Karma: 10
GTFO skiing cured my cancer
Apr 25 2012 12:52AM
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thenightman
Posts: 766 - Karma: 132
lots and lots of this

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Apr 25 2012 12:56AM
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jarrod
Posts: 12 - Karma: 3
get into summer activities. skating for example. or move to mt hood.
Apr 25 2012 2:14AM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
summer setup or summer camp
Apr 25 2012 11:16AM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
kratom
Apr 25 2012 1:50PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
So much this. "ZOMG I'm getting the shakes because I can't ski HELLPPP."

No. Shut the fuck up. You are not going through withdrawals, you're just bored and felt like posting some stupid shit on an internet forum. Make some friends, get a new hobby, and shut the fuck up about how your ski season is over. It's not like this is the first summer you've had to live through. There is more to life than skiing, and if you disagree with that, you seriously need to get your priorities in order.
Apr 25 2012 1:55PM
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