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Official life long goal thread

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WI_Personallty
Posts: 881 - Karma: 161

Says it all in the title.

I want to do a backflip on a swivel chair off a mega ramp

Apr 19 2012 12:47PM
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ktd619
Posts: 927 - Karma: 96
I want to pee in Emma Watson's butt.
Apr 19 2012 12:51PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
Become an engineer, marry a shredder chick, have an awesome family, and die happy. Also ski epic powder
Apr 19 2012 12:52PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
to be as rich as Jon Olson and as happy as Andres Hatveit
Apr 19 2012 12:56PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
My goal is to avoid having goals
Apr 19 2012 12:57PM
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WI_Personallty
Posts: 881 - Karma: 161
yes being happy like hatveit does come with jon money
Apr 19 2012 12:58PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
If you say so
Apr 19 2012 1:00PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Move to the mountains, make lots of money doing something I enjoy.. Marry a 10, Find away to have kids without crippling my finances
Apr 19 2012 1:05PM
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.SillyGoose
Posts: 345 - Karma: 96
Have sex with two women. And pee in their butts at the same time.
Apr 19 2012 1:12PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
i want to fuck bitches and get money
Apr 19 2012 1:12PM
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KaneDog
Posts: 1551 - Karma: 2,190
life sucks then you die
Apr 19 2012 1:15PM
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Velocirooster
Posts: 336 - Karma: 38
Become the alpha male of a pride of lions
Apr 19 2012 1:37PM
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Shasta.purp
Posts: 385 - Karma: 144
become a substitute teacher
Apr 19 2012 1:42PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
My goal is to get into a position/status where I can do what I want whenever I want.

That pretty much covers everything.
Apr 19 2012 1:51PM
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JzD.
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 153
Live to at least 85
Apr 19 2012 2:06PM
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the-abstract
Posts: 9 - Karma: 11
I'll tell you what I'd do,man. Two chicks at the same time.
Apr 19 2012 2:54PM
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thenightman
Posts: 766 - Karma: 132
marry someone who is ridiculously rich and never have to work and just golf and ski all of the time. But if that doesn't pan out i want to become a lawyer of some sort.
Apr 19 2012 3:16PM
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lbuitendam
Posts: 608 - Karma: 130
bang kate upton
Apr 19 2012 3:20PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
Become an Earth Science and geography teacher at a highschool and, if I can, transfer to become a professor at a University/College preferably University and go on huge trip-s in the summer and ski all winter break every year.
Apr 19 2012 3:20PM
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dompuch
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 1,167
pee in kate uptons butt
Apr 19 2012 3:22PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
to have sex just one time. that's all i want in life and i will die happy. one sex.
Apr 19 2012 3:22PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,342
Life goal: To retire on a new england lake with my bitch, a boat, and a mothafuckin' bi-plane.
Apr 19 2012 3:23PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
I had to do it
http://www.wow-loot.com/media/img/wow-cataclysm-splash.jpg
Apr 19 2012 9:05PM
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lgski
Posts: 1832 - Karma: 2,291
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Apr 19 2012 10:35PM
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.RYAN66
Posts: 5381 - Karma: 235
for me its just to be happy, I dont care if I make a ton of money or have a new car, as long as I am happy with what I have that is perfect.


exactly why I plan to move to a nice ski town and do what I love to do every day. or maybe a nice small drinking town with a skiing problem....
Apr 19 2012 10:46PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
find a job that i enjoy doing and hopefully involves some active element
Apr 19 2012 10:48PM
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AcidKneeDrop
Posts: 890 - Karma: 279
1- im going to fuck this snorgtee add girl that is on the right of the screen (you know the ginger with huge tits)
2- im going to 8 on pretzel 8 out both ways, and take the title "Pretzel Man" from tammywamtsicks
Apr 19 2012 11:02PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21649 - Karma: 4,013
fuck as mamy bitches as possible

and get money

thats all
Apr 19 2012 11:04PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
1. Get a good 9 to 5 office job in the city
2. Marry some pretty lady (be easy if I have money)
3. Settle down with wife and have kids in my sick ass big house with my sick ass cars
4. Move up in the corporate world and become a rich ma fucka
5. Live happily ever after

Apr 19 2012 11:06PM
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Big.L
Posts: 703 - Karma: 15
Never get in debt besides car/ house payments and run my own business/ businesses aka be a fuckin boss
Apr 19 2012 11:13PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
Live forever or die trying
Apr 19 2012 11:14PM
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JzD.
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 153
Live to at least 85 in real life... Good catch though, I wouldn't want people to get confused
Apr 20 2012 8:25AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
yeah ive been imaginating how it would feel, but i dont think my dream will ever happen to me
Apr 20 2012 8:40AM
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WI_Personallty
Posts: 881 - Karma: 161
no funny ones like the backflip in a swivelchair? or be a walmart greeter?
Apr 20 2012 1:31PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
Become a computer engineer, get married to a 10, have cool kids, one boy one girl, and live in the mountains somewhere (either northern California, Oregon, or Colorado) and be happy, die happy. Oh, and be financially secure.
Apr 20 2012 6:55PM
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Nufity
Posts: 993 - Karma: 171
i too just want the sexings
Apr 20 2012 6:59PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
hahaha you had me going before i got to the video.     
fuck cookie cutters ima do what i want
Apr 20 2012 7:07PM
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Eleidecker
Posts: 245 - Karma: 119
Cork straight airs
Apr 20 2012 7:32PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
Motorcycles can do it.



Skier just need gyroscopes on their skis.
Apr 20 2012 7:41PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,396
go to a college out west.
Apr 20 2012 8:02PM
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ThundaKilla
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 3,733
Did you known Andreas has a park in his backyard, i learned that from x-games.
Apr 20 2012 8:07PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Find Chads Gap from the bottom of Alta.
Apr 20 2012 8:11PM
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ataraxia
Posts: 903 - Karma: 117
become a dentist so I can afford to take my kids skiing
Apr 20 2012 8:30PM
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skiP.E.I.
Posts: 7605 - Karma: 20,103
reach 3703 posts
Apr 20 2012 8:58PM
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