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Girlfriend for hire website

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Aidan-G
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http://www.girlfriendhire.com/

It's basically prostitution without the sex
Apr 16 2012 2:57PM
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soulskier
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i will let you watch me paint my toes on cam for $5, hmmmmm
Apr 16 2012 3:00PM
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iFlip
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We need to buy (is that the correct term? rent?) one of these for ECB. How about the "I will give you a list of great dubstep for $5" girl?
Apr 16 2012 3:01PM
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maximiliaan
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since i broke up with my gf yesterday is this an very good thread
Apr 16 2012 3:04PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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HAHAHAHA all the foot ones were funny as fuck. The real question though is why did you google this in the first place?
Apr 16 2012 3:07PM
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Mr.Turtle
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cooking, cleaning, raising children, the list goes on, theyre very useful
Apr 16 2012 3:08PM
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RileyZap
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None of which they can complete through the intewebz.
Apr 16 2012 3:09PM
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Aidan-G
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I didn't google it. Uproxx named it the saddest website of the month. I thought you guys would get a kick out of it. Here's the Uproxx story
http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2012/04/girlfriend-hire-is-the-saddest-website-of-the-month/
Apr 16 2012 3:09PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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k k makes sense. but yeah this is the sadest website ever.

There was one kid at my elementary school that would buy a friend with a fruit roll up every day. Noone liked him so he would bribe ppl with food to hang out with him
Apr 16 2012 3:12PM
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dex.
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well can i pay her to watch me jerk off?
Apr 16 2012 3:13PM
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Aidan-G
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I'm sure you can find a website for that
Apr 16 2012 3:15PM
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Mr.Turtle
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i normally use chatroullete for that
Apr 16 2012 3:17PM
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BrewskiJr
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Apr 16 2012 3:21PM
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