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mattwalker
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October 2nd 1985 - Tim Allen is arrested with 1.4 pounds of cocaine at Kalamazoo Airport in Michigan. After testifying against his partner, Allen serves only 2.5 years for felony drug possession. Otherwise, it would have been a life sentence. Tim later becomes a comic, ultimately landing the starring role in the ABC television sitcom Home Improvement.


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Oct 2 2004 10:39PM
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Jaskittin
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wow, something I never knew. thats pretty fucking crazy






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Oct 2 2004 10:42PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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hmmmm interesting...very interesting. tim allen is my dad!



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Oct 2 2004 10:43PM
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sdc
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wait... 14 years?

i was born in 86, and im 17...
Oct 2 2004 11:11PM
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powder99
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ya but your turning 18 this year you idiot
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Oct 2 2004 11:19PM
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powskier
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haha yaeh I think it may be somewhere along the lines of 19 years...But it reminds me of that simpsons where they have a home improvement spoof thing and Tim accidently backs his lawnmower up and kills wilson and says 'oops back to jail for me!'
Oct 2 2004 11:21PM
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west
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Is that true? That's insane.




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Oct 2 2004 11:34PM
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mattwalker
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Siver Cartel.

High Society.

Scott USA.

Enom Headwear.

Sidewinder Sports.

'skiboarding is too hard for most people. i broke both of my legs and shattered my pelvis just strapping the leashes on.' - mommy
Oct 2 2004 11:42PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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whoa!! where the shit did u get that



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drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj
Oct 2 2004 11:43PM
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Mattman
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lol! (grunts, grunts, grunts,)



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Oct 2 2004 11:52PM
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mattwalker
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Guess WHo?



...Ozzy Osbourne


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Oct 2 2004 11:54PM
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WIfreeskier
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i heard about him getting busted for blow, but i didn't know it was that much, damn!
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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.
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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
Oct 2 2004 11:55PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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my neighbors mom said she went to high school with tim allen. She said he was a jerk.

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Oct 3 2004 12:24AM
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Icelander
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haha, ozzy. He was drunk, walking around in his wifes green dress, and Pissed on the Alamo. When we was in jail that night, he met some Mexicans that said they pissed on it every night.
Oct 3 2004 12:25AM
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bhill2.0
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sweet



on the first day of school i wok eup late at my friends house so i was hurrying really fast to get ready and i ran into her bedroom and i tripped over the wheeel on her bed frame and flew forward landing face first into a pile of her dirty thongs-Public_Enenmy0255


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Oct 3 2004 6:37AM
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skiierman
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Yeah and Ozzy said to the police that he thought it was just an old wall.



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Oct 3 2004 7:20AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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haha thats crazy


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Oct 3 2004 7:36AM
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twix_182
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yea i heard about the tim allen thing a long time ago


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Oct 3 2004 8:05AM
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proZach
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hahaha. oh tim allen



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Oct 3 2004 8:45AM
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gracie
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my parents told me that years ago when i didn't really know anything about cocain.




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Oct 3 2004 8:50AM
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LeBlanc
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ha thats crazy I didnt know that



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Oct 3 2004 8:51AM
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Apple
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and i never would have thought how many people in this world do coke. Its insane. Its like the middelage persons drug of choice...

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Oct 3 2004 9:13AM
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rightcoastskier
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where did u get that?

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Oct 3 2004 9:37AM
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davidh
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my grandma knows tim allen's parents.
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Oct 3 2004 10:20AM
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GhostfaceKillah
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i knew he was arrested for something, family guy and some other shows always made jokes about it.., but i never knew what
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Oct 3 2004 11:19AM
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Skiing.
I wont ever tell you that your not good enough or that its not wokring out, it wont ever tell you that you were better off being a friend, it wont ever just leave you in the dark, and it wont ever do anything that you dont like.
Oct 3 2004 11:35AM
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ScratchCobra66
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Pee Wee herman^





Skiing.
I wont ever tell you that your not good enough or that its not wokring out, it wont ever tell you that you were better off being a friend, it wont ever just leave you in the dark, and it wont ever do anything that you dont like.
Oct 3 2004 11:38AM
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EpitaphE13
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i already knew that


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Oct 3 2004 11:41AM
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404404
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sweet im going to get me some coke now too!
Oct 3 2004 12:29PM
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LeBlanc
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not mee holy shity



*~!Ski or die!~*
*~!Live to ski!~*

Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me, theres skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything everyday im out there. - Pep
Oct 3 2004 12:30PM
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highfive
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tim allen is the man
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Oct 3 2004 12:48PM
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SteveXs2
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I read Tim Allens autobiography, it's an excellent read, I highly suggest it.

It's called, 'Don't Stand too Close to a Naked Man'. And yes, he talks about being in Jail.


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Oct 3 2004 1:20PM
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devine
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holy shit , i kno why he did it , tool tims is much easier to watch coked out



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Oct 3 2004 1:22PM
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hucker22
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ya i knew that, thats why the episode where brad got busted for pot was so hard for him to do because of his drug arrest
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Oct 3 2004 3:40PM
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404404
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^ i bet the cast was cracking jokes and shit. Witch brings us to his 2nd arrest, oddly enugh it was when they where doing the episode when brad had the pot.
Oct 3 2004 6:06PM
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