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Went in on this chick...

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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,199
Not too proud of myself, went in no dome on a solid 7. Package isn't feelings so hot this morning.

Any suggestions?
Apr 8 2012 11:11AM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
cut it off
Apr 8 2012 11:12AM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
make her a sandwich
Apr 8 2012 11:12AM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
go to the clinic...what do you mean suggestions isn't that the obvious path?
Apr 8 2012 11:18AM
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DubV134
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 690
peroxide and chlorine
Apr 8 2012 11:22AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
some chemickals should do
Apr 8 2012 11:25AM
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japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
Dip your shit in some boiling water.
Apr 8 2012 11:26AM
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DubV134
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 690
works for me every time - mix together in a spray bottle, apply to infected region, scrub with pumice stone, rinse clean
Apr 8 2012 11:31AM
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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
yea just pour paint thinner all over your package. works almost every single time
Apr 8 2012 11:36AM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
your best move without a doubt
Apr 8 2012 11:45AM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542
Bleach
Apr 8 2012 11:51AM
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RileyZap
Posts: 420 - Karma: 27
Go do her again. It will reverse the effects.
Apr 8 2012 11:53AM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Yeah but up the pooper.
Apr 8 2012 11:56AM
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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
Cover it in jelly and stick it in an electrical socket.
Apr 8 2012 11:56AM
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GORILLA.
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 70
you have to kill the original
Apr 8 2012 11:58AM
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Benji.
Posts: 1146 - Karma: 88
good god
Apr 8 2012 12:09PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
they probably got pills for that
Apr 8 2012 12:11PM
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SnowPatROLL
Posts: 95 - Karma: 97
drain cleaner: works for me every time.
Apr 8 2012 12:11PM
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Montville57
Posts: 1364 - Karma: 18
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Apr 8 2012 12:40PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
serious response...

but some bengay on there. that stuff really does help.
Apr 8 2012 12:47PM
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TaranItUp
Posts: 1313 - Karma: 802
Posting advise in NSG= you get shat on.
Apr 8 2012 12:51PM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4685 - Karma: 3,407
was about to recommend this.

also a recognized cure for blue balls
Apr 8 2012 12:53PM
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kvan
Posts: 3083 - Karma: 1,209

Apr 8 2012 1:37PM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
Icy-Hot.
Apr 8 2012 1:38PM
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mowdapow
Posts: 223 - Karma: 48
Pour Listerine all over it, pretty sure it worked for that guy in cabin fever

Apr 8 2012 2:27PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
its perfect for sore muscles, including your penis.
Apr 8 2012 2:29PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
pics required.
Apr 8 2012 2:32PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21649 - Karma: 4,013
pics? I need to fap today
Apr 8 2012 2:32PM
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corona
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Apr 8 2012 2:35PM
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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,199
Over a year later, he finally got me back: https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/602077/page/1/
Apr 8 2012 5:21PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
ha, nice
Apr 8 2012 5:37PM
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Sam.Carson
Posts: 2884 - Karma: 35
hydrochloric acid should do wonders
Apr 8 2012 6:25PM
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The_Big_Tuna
Posts: 799 - Karma: 75
1. Get a full erection.

2. Slice the edge of a piece of printer paper across the tip, vertically.

3. Pour vinegar on it.



should be good as new.
Apr 8 2012 7:33PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5884 - Karma: 3,502
my dick hurts just from reading this and why are STDs all the rage on NS tonight
Apr 8 2012 7:44PM
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Velocirooster
Posts: 336 - Karma: 38
Go to the fucking doctor
Apr 9 2012 8:30AM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,396
just gonna leave this here

Apr 9 2012 11:07AM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,679
HAHAHAHAHAHA that's great.


And for all those who don't know what hes talking about, take a gander at this great thread. https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/649775/
Apr 9 2012 11:17AM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
And for all those who don't know what hes talking about, take a gander at this great forum.
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/forumthreads/cat_id/2/
Apr 9 2012 11:35AM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
I laughed.

Good to see you back on the ganja.
Apr 9 2012 11:47AM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 323
thats the cringiest thing i've read all day
Apr 9 2012 11:51AM
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Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,074
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Apr 9 2012 12:00PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
Apr 9 2012 12:07PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
yeah this will help forsure.       make sure to get lots on the bag too.  
Apr 9 2012 12:28PM
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The_Big_Tuna
Posts: 799 - Karma: 75
I cringed as a typed it.
Apr 9 2012 1:40PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
That should fry any germs
Apr 9 2012 1:57PM
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udr1v3m3cr4zy
Posts: 132 - Karma: 20
I've never winced at things I've read online... unitl today...
Apr 9 2012 2:02PM
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mowglii
Posts: 545 - Karma: 339
you must encase your nut sack and weiner in a block of cement for the rest of your life
Apr 9 2012 2:32PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
Shoulda domed up homie, rookie mistake.
Apr 9 2012 2:52PM
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bstuck1
Posts: 426 - Karma: 46
Kills Primer
Apr 9 2012 2:57PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 323
*eats words*
Apr 9 2012 3:34PM
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