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ATTENTION NS MEMBER DetachablePenis
Can I borrow your penis for a week or two? My girlfriend enjoys double penetration and unfortunately I do not have a second penis. Thank you
I have a dream, that one day the juices of myself and my boyfriend will be frozen to the walls of every gondola on the east coast. - LadySaGa
"When you fall you always want to land in the afterbang position for maximum steeze"- Andy Parry
"When in trouble tuck for double"
"Go hard in da paint dude"
this thread is dildos
LET US MEET ON THE HIGH MOUNTAIN FOR SEXUAL COMBAT
"i put both feet in front of me and grind the rail on my nutsack" -nebula, on how to hit a rail
"My uncle Roy shared a beer with me. I drank it, and I was so excited I fell alseep. I must have tossed and turned something fierce because when I woke up my pants were off. Never saw much of uncle Roy after that. Turns out we weren't even related."-TheFap
times banned for using the N word: 1 and soon to be growing
something was done here
go use a railroad track as a pillow
Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
Best one since the original.
"penis says yes. penis gets what penis wants."-JahJahBinks$
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