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Chief.Queef
Posts: 4427 - Karma: 380
Sometimes when I'm all alone i turn my pockets inside out and pull my dick and make elephant noises.

Sometimes when I'm alone i like to fill my bathtub with tomato sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Sometimes when I'm bored i cover myself in vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.


Your turn NS.
Apr 4 2012 8:45PM
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Mr.DarthVader
Posts: 1322 - Karma: 556
sometimes when im alone i fap
Apr 4 2012 8:45PM
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Chupacabraj
Posts: 798 - Karma: 39
*all times
Apr 4 2012 10:16PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5836 - Karma: 2,998
sometimes i paint myself orange and pretend i'm a carrot
Apr 4 2012 10:17PM
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Wall_Nut
Posts: 629 - Karma: 113
sometimes, I get a good feeling. Get a feeling like I never never never had before.
Apr 4 2012 10:18PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
sometimes i wrap my self in saran wrap and pretend i'm an inch worm. and sometimes i take a nap while in saran wrap, then wake up and break free and become a motherfucking beautiful butterfly
Apr 4 2012 10:23PM
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c_roll
Posts: 584 - Karma: 244
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Apr 4 2012 10:23PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Sometimes when I'm alone I paint a mannequin blue and pretend I'm banging smurfette
Apr 4 2012 10:26PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5836 - Karma: 2,998
sometimes when i'm bored i like to dye my hair green and pretend i'm a brocoli
Apr 4 2012 10:29PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Sometimes when I'm all alone I go on Newschoolers and pretend I'm cool
Apr 4 2012 10:30PM
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Wall_Nut
Posts: 629 - Karma: 113
sometimes when I masturbate I light the tissues on fire and pretend I'm a fireman.
Apr 4 2012 10:31PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5836 - Karma: 2,998
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Apr 4 2012 10:33PM
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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
Sometimes when i'm alone i rip my Penis off, staple it to the top of my head and pretend im a tellitubby
Apr 4 2012 10:38PM
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riddsicle
Posts: 684 - Karma: 264
sometimes when i'm bored i like to stand across the street from a nursing home in a grim reaper outfit
Apr 4 2012 10:38PM
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Hatsnballs
Posts: 835 - Karma: 2,158
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mmmmmmm....
Apr 4 2012 11:35PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,626
Sometimes I'm
Apr 4 2012 11:37PM
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,501
Sometimes when I'm pooping I get a boner and measure which end sticks out further
Apr 4 2012 11:39PM
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ECB
Posts: 6988 - Karma: 613
Sometimes I like to touch my penis in weird african tribal ways that I can make it shoot back in my body
Apr 4 2012 11:42PM
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