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Future spins: explained by five year old

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terrible_skier
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here is the second video they watched:
here is the first:

Apr 2 2012 10:39PM
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DIX~
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Future spins: explained by five year old: interviewed by a twelve year old
Apr 2 2012 10:42PM
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ForeverYung
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You sound like you're 12
Apr 2 2012 10:43PM
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tinkytwinky
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lolz


And fuck you op fergy is a boss.
Apr 2 2012 10:47PM
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MrYeates
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hahahaha
Apr 2 2012 10:50PM
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terrible_skier
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Why are you mad? they clearly liked him more
Apr 2 2012 10:54PM
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rareison
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lost
Apr 2 2012 10:54PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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FUCK THOSE KIDS! oh wait never mind, they were five year old their opinion means nothing. op this thread is pointless.
Apr 2 2012 10:57PM
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BWalmer
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I like how you picked that Arials video...of all the Arialists you pick Dylan Ferguson...


Apr 2 2012 10:59PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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oh dude, you can totally tell hes an arialist, sick edit still.
Apr 2 2012 11:01PM
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terrible_skier
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He is literally the only aerialist i know of that why i picked his video there is no hate on anyone in this thread. Its just for fun. leave it to NS to turn a fun thread into a bashing fest.
Apr 2 2012 11:04PM
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Age
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OP fails because he is clearly pre-pubescent. Therefore he is most likely a virgin, hasnt drunk a beer and thinks his opinion means something
Apr 2 2012 11:05PM
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JuliusJ
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hahahhaha, the lack of response to this solidifies it.
Apr 2 2012 11:06PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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yea op go check out the "poor form" thread https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/687399/
Apr 2 2012 11:09PM
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Malcolm
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Kid says grabs don't matter while he's grabbing truckdriver. What a hypocrite!
Apr 2 2012 11:12PM
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BWalmer
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No hate...just saying, there are tons of Aerialists out there, it wouldn't have been that hard to find a different.

Dylan may be an aerialist, but he can still slay park, which makes it kind of odd that you picked him, that's all.
Apr 2 2012 11:12PM
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Parks.
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good lord almighty...how old r u? u sound like a girl....OP needs to hit puberty b4 he posts another video of him
Apr 2 2012 11:13PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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OP still has his virginity.

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Apr 2 2012 11:15PM
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Malcolm
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Damn this turned into such a hostile thread. It must be the lack of snow
Apr 2 2012 11:20PM
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Apr 2 2012 11:24PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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i always get edgy this time of the year, have to find somewhere to vent my gnar, other than NS
Apr 2 2012 11:24PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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skiing is kind of like cocaine...

i get frustrated and itchy when i don't have it.
Apr 2 2012 11:25PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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you cant compare aerialists and freeskiing. freeskiing is supposed to have style, aerialism is not. your a fucking retard op. a fucking retard. and your like 12. do you even know what this is?!?!
Apr 2 2012 11:26PM
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Spinoza
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Loaded question
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A loaded question is a question which contains a controversial or unjustified assumption, e.g., a presumption of guilt.[1]

Aside of being an unintentional logical fallacy, such questions may be used as a rhetorical tool: the question attempts to limit direct replies to be those that serve the questioner's agenda.[2]
Apr 2 2012 11:33PM
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SteveStepp
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This is gettin out of hand...






































































































in the best way
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Apr 2 2012 11:43PM
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terrible_skier
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i like how no one has even made one comment about the kids and what there saying, just about how i'm a 12 year old fag and that dylan fergunson is awesome. I did not mean any insult to dylan ferg. because he is a awesome park skier and yes i know that freestyle and aeriels are completely different. to the kid that said that freestyle is supposed to be about grabbing and having style do you even know what a future spin is? hahahaha i would have expected this out of nsg but not sg
Apr 2 2012 11:53PM
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Lolocaust.
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I thought the kids were cute

































































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Apr 3 2012 12:10AM
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lorax
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not tryna hate OP...

But

While you did use the scientific method to conduct a quality experiment on 2 young children, I totally understand why people have bashed on you and your lack of testosterone. First of all, since you are like 12 (maybe not, but prepubescant) it isn't entertaining because you lack the capability, to turn 4bi9's joke into your own. The fact that you are a youngin, and that you are  pretty much adhering to the theories that Dr. Steve Stept has released, makes you look bad, even though it is entirely true that "future spins" are inferior to neat style tricks, the fact that you recycled jokes drains all the funny from your video, and therefore replaces humor with your lacking jocular originality. Also the way you ask the kids questions clearly makes them feel obliged to answer in the desired manner. I showed a kid I was babysitting both videos and straight up asked him which one he thought was cooler. He happened to like the b-dog edit because it was super "slow motion" and because he thought Phil's jacket looked "cool." I would hereby like to fully admit to you that your video, while good natured, is rather flawed. /rant

Side note: Congratulations on being acquaintances with such intellectual 5 year olds, I definitely didn't know what unique meant when I was in preschool. Oh and despite the fact that they liked fergy's video better, b-dog taught that young man how to grab truck.
Apr 3 2012 12:14AM
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Gstrong
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3 flips 4 spins holy fuck
Apr 3 2012 12:15AM
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terrible_skier
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this thread turned out fucking wonderful. fuck you ns, fuck you
Apr 3 2012 12:23AM
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Jibbin_Ur_Face
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Apr 3 2012 12:30AM
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extravert
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Apr 3 2012 12:41AM
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Moosen
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That second video has cussing in it. you are a terrible role model. :(
Apr 3 2012 12:53AM
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Dr.Gonzo
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but your 12
Apr 3 2012 1:10AM
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jdubbs.
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haha. So I posted this earlier but the thread got removed before I could read any replies. Anyone ever eaten an apple with peanut butter?
Apr 3 2012 1:10AM
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lorax
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so good!
Apr 3 2012 1:18AM
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jdubbs.
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I know right?! Recent discovery. I have kinda been living off of them recently.
Apr 3 2012 1:25AM
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lorax
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definitely my favorite childhood snack, gonna go make it right now.
Apr 3 2012 1:42AM
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Pool.
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apples with peanut butter, apples with nutella, and especially apples dipped in honey for rosh hashanah, apples are possibly the best fruit
Apr 3 2012 1:46AM
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Dr.Gonzo
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apples are almost too good, this one time, i ate like 6-7 apples in one day. i had wicked shits for the next week, shit was so cash.
Apr 3 2012 1:49AM
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Gstrong
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Favourite childhood snack by far
Apr 3 2012 1:51AM
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juelzz
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apples with caramel as well, best thing ever
Apr 3 2012 2:15AM
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jdubbs.
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Apples go well with a lot of things. When I say recent discovery I really mean that it is a recent re-discovery. Now I am starting to mix things up, ya know? Im gonna try the honey one. never done that before
Apr 3 2012 2:21AM
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lorax
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another wonderful combo is an apple wrapped in a fruit by the foot.
Apr 3 2012 2:28AM
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jdubbs.
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That kinda sounds fantastic
Apr 3 2012 2:31AM
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CrotchKiller
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haha those five year old's opinions mean just as much as yours
Apr 3 2012 2:35AM
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jdubbs.
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Are we talking dipping apples in carmel or like carnival candied apples?
Apr 3 2012 2:39AM
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Age
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The irony is that youve never fucked anything! Bet you still think the main function of your penis is for peeing....
Apr 3 2012 3:39AM
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Oldmann1584
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first page? idk what u expected when u posted that...
Apr 3 2012 4:17AM
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Pool.
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either is pretty good in my opinion, also apple pie could be the best kind of pie, but its a close tie with pumpkin pie
Apr 3 2012 4:50AM
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mowglii
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i think a nice melon is best for any occasion. honey dew, cantaloupe, watermelon. you cant go wrong.
Apr 3 2012 5:40AM
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