1. Wear a shirt that says "life" and hand out lemons on the street.
2. Make vanilla pudding, put it in a mayo jar, then eat in in public.
3. Hire two private investigators and get them to follow each other.
4. Go into a crowded elevator, and say "Now im sure you are all wondering why iv gathered you here".
5. Stacey's mom.
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I hate small obnoxious children with hockey jackets and dyed hair. They all have black berries and beats by dre and all they listen to is eminem and they think their so cool by bitching at their hot moms to get them DC skateboards and tammy wallfish snow boards. I hate children like that. I hope they die.