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I'm not the only one......
I'm not the only one who takes off their shirt when they're taking an intense dump, right?
gotta be able to breath, shits a battle.
"person (who we later find out is a juggalo and on bath salts), asks cop "are you down with the clown?" person then gets arrested. dont ask any cops if they are down with the clown." - Popsiclestand
"Gapers and park go together like chinese food and pudding."-ILLinoisance
BROCK IS NOW ROCK
---RIP Shane,CRJ, and Sarah---
"i was going to post something demeaning and funny about the op, but then i saw that TechnoPotamus did so now i find it unnecessary."
Now I sit here broken hearted, tried to NS and only farted. Later on I took a chance, tried to post and shit my pants.
Depends on if in public, a friends, or a home bathroom.
idk why but i loved this.
Well, people want karma because it makes their e-penis longer, and if you have a John Holmes e-penis your pretty awesome. Am I wrong?
i used to take off my shirt when i shit. then i turned 6.
"guys.... my ass hurts"
"YO YO KNOW I SMOKE DA DANKEST HERBS IM TALKING STRAIGHT KALI KUSH YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING NIGGA I SMOKE MAD BLUNTZ ALL DAY WIZ KHALIFA IS MY LIFE NIGGA SO ONE DAY IM ROLLING WIFF MY HOMIEZ AND DEM NIGGA 5-0 BE LIKE SHIT NIGGA THROW OUT THAT ROACH BUT MY BOY SPIT BACK SOME FAT RHYMES YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING HE BE LIKE FUCK DA POLICE" -Flying~Squirrel
this could not be more true, theres a big wide world out there just ready for you to go and explore it!
LET US MEET ON THE HIGH MOUNTAIN FOR SEXUAL COMBAT
"i put both feet in front of me and grind the rail on my nutsack" -nebula, on how to hit a rail
"My uncle Roy shared a beer with me. I drank it, and I was so excited I fell alseep. I must have tossed and turned something fierce because when I woke up my pants were off. Never saw much of uncle Roy after that. Turns out we weren't even related."-TheFap
times banned for using the N word: 1 and soon to be growing
OP prolly drops his pants to piss in a urinal.
Funny guy, noob insulting noob. At least you're trying to be one of the big dogs. Nice try.
"tthat's cute, i remember my first beer.... i hope you get fucking alcohol poisoning and your friends are too drunk to realize what's going on and you die with a cock drawn on your face and no eyebrows." from fucking to myself.
"I can't tell you how many times I've fallen asleep with something naughty on my phone and then looked at it in the morning and gagged. Seriously, vagina before 9 am is just too much" Sequoia
still one of my favorite pictures ever.
Do you happen to know what model of toaster that was filmed with?
Dear NS, if I die in the near future, someone HAS TO jib my gravestone, otherwise I'll haunt you all. -Nickyp$
I feel like if there was a soundtrack for an abortion, this would be it. -ILLinoisance
"Fuck you I go to a catholic school. what homo guys only school do you go to?" -Willski13
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