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KravtZ
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NS....I had to tell this to someone. BAsically driving home from school tonight a solid 20 minute drive. So i get the real bad stomach ache going on in class with the farts. But who cares about that anyways since there is no hot girls in my class. So im coming home and boom, the pains come back and everyone knows they come back 10x worse.

Its like 10 minutes from my house and i hit this giant pothole. This is when the floodgates just opened up. Basically shit the shit out of my pants. Poop slid up my crack into the back area. The poop went down both pant legs. Shoes ruined. Its pretty embarrasing considering im 21 years old. But at the same time its fucking hilarious. God dam 21 year old kid poops his fucking pants hahaha while driving. What an Idiot.

So NS...anyone else ever poop there pants?
Mar 27 2012 11:43PM
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Pigeon.
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corn dogged my friend so hard he shit himself lol
Mar 29 2012 2:31PM
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whoa-dere
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one of the first times i went to a ski resort, right before i left, i had to fart. i guess i was too excited and i ignored the risk of it, it came out as a little bit of jelly poo.
Mar 29 2012 2:38PM
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The_Big_Tuna
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Mar 29 2012 5:42PM
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AWALLRUS.
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I just shat myself a little bit at a track meet.

I run steeplechase and just coming over the last barrier i thought i felt a little something come out, but i wasnt sure, so i went about my business and went balls out for the last 70ish meters, then some more came out, then a little more after i finished and had to stop suddenly.

luckily, on days that I race I always have pissbutt for whatever reason, so it was kind of just a wee bit of shitty liquid, not enough to make contact with my underwear but enough to make it a REALLY uncomfortable 45min walk home.

but I won the race, set a pb, and nobody knew I shat my shorts on the last straight away. full of win.
May 17 2012 10:19AM
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Poems
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He has 200 more posts than you dumbass
May 17 2012 10:32AM
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AWALLRUS.
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yes but 2005 was before 2006.
May 17 2012 10:42AM
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DubV134
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HA same sorta... was playing highschool hockey this midget motherfucker tried to check me along the boards. elbow to belly = shit in my jock. skated off the ice right away, everyone thought i was injured.
May 17 2012 11:00AM
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AWALLRUS.
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there is a really fat, quiet potugese kid at my school who works at this hotel. the hotel changed their policy for something or whatever and some old man was not pleased, and decided to take it out on poor Barish. the old man punched him right in the fucking throat and it did something to his trachea and he couldnt talk for about a week.

gave me and my friends a good laugh.
May 17 2012 11:10AM
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