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Is jon brogan real?

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c-wayne
Posts: 253 - Karma: 906
does he really ski even? hes friends on facebook with me and the last thing i saw was a video of him doing crunches, is he training to ski again?
13 years ago
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
Bron Jogen rides for burton in the pipe. 2014 Olympics. Bitch.
13 years ago
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,683
Is he real? No, hes actually a ghost
13 years ago
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TOAST.
Posts: 7756 - Karma: 39,766
He was in a car accident and is probably recovering.
13 years ago
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
hes in the searchbar
13 years ago
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
I heard he was doing a 100-spot for the assassination of JFK
13 years ago
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
Spot on
13 years ago
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
I love this thread.
13 years ago
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Saintlysteeze
Posts: 704 - Karma: 67
Thats why is username is The-Ghost, he isnt real
13 years ago
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
Doubt it.
13 years ago
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13 years ago
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L.G.P.
Posts: 906 - Karma: 187

u dont hear much about jon brogan because hes what u call a one man wolf pack...like a cam riley. they dont care much for sponsers, they just want to shred and stomp the gnarliest shit out

13 years ago
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
fuck off
13 years ago
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riddsicle
Posts: 684 - Karma: 264
he tweets some funny shit
13 years ago
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jibmeisterflex
Posts: 719 - Karma: 63
Beat me to it!
13 years ago
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
Jon Brogan was just created by the ski industry to boost jiberish's sales and to temporarily restore hope in those who prefer style to future spins
13 years ago
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Asterisk
Posts: 954 - Karma: 199
no, he's just Nick Goepper's alter ego. But once Goepper found out he could just spin to win he ditched him and played it off as a 'car accident'
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c_roll
Posts: 584 - Karma: 246
hes only real if you go in the bathroom, turn all the lights out, and say bon jorgan three times faceing the mirror. then he gives you free jiberish and stickers and tells you the secrets of professional skiing before disappearing in a cloud of powder
13 years ago
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GrabsForFun
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 396
Sounds legit
13 years ago
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
It all makes so much sense now...
11 years ago
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gusestomp
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 746
No he's dead, only his spirit snowboards for Burton
11 years ago
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cyberginger
Posts: 574 - Karma: 7,083
How can Jon Brogan be real if our eyes aren't real?
11 years ago
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GANDALF
Posts: 6315 - Karma: 6,708
Nice icon :)
11 years ago
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JahLiam
Posts: 2322 - Karma: 7,831
He's merely a figment of your imagination, an image from god to simply plant a seed in your mind what style and steeze looks like. Then he disappeared, leaving you in a lifelong pilgrimage to restore the power of 540 true nose grabs, and revive style in the ever so techy ski industry
11 years ago
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22738 - Karma: 77,008
Met him in person not two months ago.

/claim
11 years ago
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wreck.yoself
Posts: 656 - Karma: 46
I heard he was so thug he decided to drink goat semen and he need to recover. Does sit ups every day to sweat it out of his system.
11 years ago
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
He's actually the J crown
11 years ago
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