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Is jon brogan real?

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c-wayne
Posts: 253 - Karma: 906
does he really ski even? hes friends on facebook with me and the last thing i saw was a video of him doing crunches, is he training to ski again?
Mar 25 2012 12:11AM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
Bron Jogen rides for burton in the pipe. 2014 Olympics. Bitch.
Mar 25 2012 12:49AM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,679
Is he real? No, hes actually a ghost
Mar 25 2012 10:37AM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7265 - Karma: 33,275
He was in a car accident and is probably recovering.
Mar 25 2012 10:40AM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
hes in the searchbar
Mar 25 2012 11:26AM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
I heard he was doing a 100-spot for the assassination of JFK
Mar 25 2012 11:27AM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
Spot on
Mar 25 2012 1:23PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
I love this thread.
Mar 25 2012 1:24PM
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Saintlysteeze
Posts: 704 - Karma: 67
Thats why is username is The-Ghost, he isnt real
Mar 25 2012 1:33PM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
Doubt it.
Mar 25 2012 4:24PM
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Mar 25 2012 6:04PM
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L.G.P.
Posts: 906 - Karma: 187

u dont hear much about jon brogan because hes what u call a one man wolf pack...like a cam riley. they dont care much for sponsers, they just want to shred and stomp the gnarliest shit out

Mar 25 2012 6:07PM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
fuck off
Mar 25 2012 6:15PM
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riddsicle
Posts: 684 - Karma: 264
he tweets some funny shit
Mar 25 2012 6:24PM
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jibmeisterflex
Posts: 719 - Karma: 63
Beat me to it!
Mar 25 2012 8:46PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
Jon Brogan was just created by the ski industry to boost jiberish's sales and to temporarily restore hope in those who prefer style to future spins
Mar 25 2012 9:47PM
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Asterisk
Posts: 954 - Karma: 199
no, he's just Nick Goepper's alter ego. But once Goepper found out he could just spin to win he ditched him and played it off as a 'car accident'
Mar 26 2012 12:20AM
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c_roll
Posts: 584 - Karma: 244
hes only real if you go in the bathroom, turn all the lights out, and say bon jorgan three times faceing the mirror. then he gives you free jiberish and stickers and tells you the secrets of professional skiing before disappearing in a cloud of powder
Mar 26 2012 12:54AM
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GrabsForFun
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 396
Sounds legit
Mar 26 2012 6:55AM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
It all makes so much sense now...
Mar 9 2014 8:54PM
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gusestomp
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 746
No he's dead, only his spirit snowboards for Burton
Mar 9 2014 9:27PM
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cyberginger
Posts: 574 - Karma: 7,082
How can Jon Brogan be real if our eyes aren't real?
Mar 9 2014 9:32PM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6285 - Karma: 6,433
Nice icon :)
Mar 9 2014 9:44PM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,823
He's merely a figment of your imagination, an image from god to simply plant a seed in your mind what style and steeze looks like. Then he disappeared, leaving you in a lifelong pilgrimage to restore the power of 540 true nose grabs, and revive style in the ever so techy ski industry
Mar 9 2014 11:10PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22671 - Karma: 75,830
Met him in person not two months ago.

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Mar 10 2014 8:47AM
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wreck.yoself
Posts: 656 - Karma: 46
I heard he was so thug he decided to drink goat semen and he need to recover. Does sit ups every day to sweat it out of his system.
Mar 10 2014 3:06PM
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
He's actually the J crown
Mar 10 2014 3:18PM
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