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El.Guapo
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Master Bates. Give the person above you their super hero name
Mar 19 2012 11:45PM
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DIX~
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Master Bates
Mar 19 2012 11:45PM
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El.Guapo
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thank. +k
Mar 19 2012 11:46PM
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.Duncan.
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There is a teacher at my school called Mr. Bates, but we call him master bates for the lulz

inb4 cool story bro
Mar 19 2012 11:47PM
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DirtyDan
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your superhero name is

Super Puppy Lover But Not In That Way You Sick Fuck

or SPLBNTWYSF
Mar 19 2012 11:48PM
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El.Guapo
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dirty dan...???
Mar 19 2012 11:49PM
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DIX~
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DirtyDan seems good enough for you, in fact I like it
Mar 19 2012 11:49PM
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iSmokeweed
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big dix
Mar 19 2012 11:51PM
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El.Guapo
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i make you quit weed. very straight up anti drug super hero
Mar 19 2012 11:53PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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you have one already and i can't think of anything. mine should be funny though.
Mar 19 2012 11:56PM
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El.Guapo
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ghetto comdom man
Mar 19 2012 11:57PM
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Backyard.Skier
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a teach at my schools name was Mr. Bayda. AKA Masta Bater!
Mar 19 2012 11:58PM
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theabortionator
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The shitty threadinator
Mar 19 2012 11:59PM
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DIX~
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The Impregnator
Mar 20 2012 12:00AM
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El.Guapo
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for yourself? im confused
Mar 20 2012 12:00AM
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DIX~
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Backyard Banger
Mar 20 2012 12:02AM
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Backyard.Skier
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if i ever change my name it will be to that
Mar 20 2012 12:03AM
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dex.
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sux dix

you can suck five hundred dix per minute
Mar 20 2012 12:04AM
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DIX~
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Let's clear this up, by suck do I simply have to place my lips around a dick and provide suction? Or do I finish them off then have the ability to shoot 500 cums from my mouth?
Mar 20 2012 12:05AM
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dex.
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you tell me.
Mar 20 2012 12:06AM
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DIX~
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I'd be okay with the second one, but I don't really like the name
Mar 20 2012 12:06AM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
ok how bout this...

DIX SUX

your power is the ability to get 500 bjs per minute
Mar 20 2012 12:08AM
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DIX~
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Already can do that
Mar 20 2012 12:09AM
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The_Big_Tuna
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seymour. Seymour cox. Not a superhero name, but fuck it.
Mar 20 2012 10:58PM
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Lolocaust.
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The Tuna Slayer
Mar 20 2012 11:02PM
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steezbox
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 701
The Hide and seek champion.
Mar 20 2012 11:53PM
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steezbox
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wait. that was because of your icon. Nevermind. I have nothing clever to say at this late hour.
Mar 20 2012 11:58PM
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