first of all, youre tacky and i hate you.
second of all, 14, cause its my birthday and i fucking rock. you know this.
third of all, rum is the bane of my existence.
fourth fo all, i want tits in my face.
fifth of all, good luck and may the force be with you
sixth of all make sure you swallow what he gives you to swallow.
seventh of all, if you run into a beetle don't take him for granted for he may have some solid advice to give.
eigththththt of all, don't eat yellow snow.
ninth of all, shave the area surrounding your labia majora because no fuckin dude wants to deal with curly ass wet hairs while he's eating you out. shit's narst.
tenth of all, be yourself is all that you can do. she was the like that never was, nor never more shall be.
