So as all of you know. Our good friend jane is lost in the abyss. Well I have a great theory to what happened. She was traveling and ended up at alta. She overheard some skier saying he was going to chads gap. She wanted to go so blindly she followed him up the parking lot towards chads gap. Little did she know that a major storm was coming. Fast forward 3 hours the big storm hits she can't see 20 feet infront of her. She loses the skier who was going to chads gap. She loses all hope and tried to turn around and go back. The problem was, she didn't know which way was back, she then kept walking in the direction toward chads without knowing it. Her last living breath was when she finally found chads gap. She died at chads gap only to be told later in the solid 7 heaven that she had not found chads gap but pyramids gap instead.
when you're high even getting a boner feels like your penis was painlessly injected with ecstasy and rainbow-shitting ewoks - Gator
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Woah, woah, woah, don't get too excited. I refer to my homies as gangstas, my objects as shit, and my women as bitches. That's the circle of life. -cooooper
"I love to ski as much as the next dude, but I have seen bad people in trouble with alcohol. Skiing tricks is my alcohol!
Would've been better if the skiiers she followed were actually ski patrol and when patrol saw her they knew the only way to kill was to blow her up. So they blew up Chad's Gap
"If only people on NS knew how gay you actually are" - PM from NickelPennyDime
I grew up in a magical land of platinum blondes, dildos, and chrome plated cocks, wtf kind of environment did you grow up in? - TechnoPotamus
"Name is mitch, Im going to pm you a pick of my penis, you take that pic. You send it to Olivia Wilde, and then tell me how it goes? I see this being a good 50/50 shot. Get ready to see dick BOI!" - WestWoods
Snarf Snarf, What are we going to do, Snarf Snarf
"i put both feet in front of me and grind the rail on my nutsack" -nebula, on how to hit a rail
"My uncle Roy shared a beer with me. I drank it, and I was so excited I fell alseep. I must have tossed and turned something fierce because when I woke up my pants were off. Never saw much of uncle Roy after that. Turns out we weren't even related."-TheFap
times banned for using the N word: 1 and soon to be growing
Imagine if you worked all summer to make your lawn the most clean cut, greenest lawn in the town. The day it finally reaches perfection, dogs start pooping on your lawn all the time, and it doesn't always get picked up.