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So i banged this japanese girl last night who spoke like 5 words of english.

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Trawltopilot
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it started out by her saying "game?" and i said ya so i taught her quarters with vodka and wisky untill we were both drunk. it was funny cause in bed we had to use sign language and even busted out google translate  to see what  we were trying to tell eachother, which hardly worked. either way it was funny to basically have sex with someone you couldnt talk to. / claim

inb4 cool story hansel

Mar 9 2012 11:56AM
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maximiliaan
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k
Mar 9 2012 11:57AM
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armadaski44
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cool story hans....Fuck
Mar 9 2012 11:58AM
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no_steeze
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which 5 words?

me love you long time?
Mar 9 2012 11:59AM
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elemeno89
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Mar 9 2012 11:59AM
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elemeno89
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BAHAHAHAHA
Mar 9 2012 11:59AM
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seward
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that is kinda awesome though.

fuck sign language, i would have been drawing pictures
Mar 9 2012 12:01PM
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PopsicleStand
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pics or it didnt happen
Mar 9 2012 12:02PM
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Trawltopilot
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haha,
Mar 9 2012 12:02PM
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howlongcanausern
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ahahahaha
Mar 9 2012 12:02PM
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CliffyByro
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hahahaha epic
Mar 9 2012 12:03PM
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Hamster.
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this, and cool story except for the fact that you barely tell it, if you actually want to have a worthy thread and for people to conversate about it, you have to write basically an essay in detail of this night.
Mar 9 2012 12:03PM
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dave44
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i lost it
Mar 9 2012 12:04PM
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nickyp
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Obvious virgin is obvious.
Mar 9 2012 12:04PM
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iSmokeweed
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did she ask "fie dorrah.suki suki"
Mar 9 2012 12:05PM
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iSmokeweed
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did she ask "fie dorrah.suki suki"
Mar 9 2012 12:05PM
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poo_slinger
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youre annoying
Mar 9 2012 12:09PM
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iSmokeweed
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thanks man. you are actually my hero.
Mar 9 2012 12:11PM
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howlongcanausern
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*your
Mar 9 2012 12:14PM
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Spinoza
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hahaha
Mar 9 2012 12:14PM
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poo_slinger
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sweet!!
i find you less annoying now
Mar 9 2012 12:14PM
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Hamster.
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you have caught me
Mar 9 2012 12:16PM
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fucking
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rape is the same in any language
Mar 9 2012 12:18PM
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skituner
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wait so mid-fuck you were using google translate? what were you trying to say to each other
Mar 9 2012 12:18PM
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.Blake.
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I hope you took advantage of the fact that you could literally say anything to this broad without her getting offended.
Mar 9 2012 12:18PM
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CliffyByro
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unless sarcasm
Mar 9 2012 12:19PM
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Trawltopilot
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yeah... should i prosecute her?
Mar 9 2012 12:23PM
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howlongcanausern
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to the furrest extent of the raw
Mar 9 2012 12:24PM
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Spinoza
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"
Mar 9 2012 12:25PM
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malonius_funk
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FY DAWRA SUCKY SUCKY!!!!
Mar 9 2012 12:26PM
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Trawltopilot
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i guess that would be kinda funny if i videotaped it.
Mar 9 2012 12:34PM
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chicken
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Haha I have done the same thing.
Mar 9 2012 12:35PM
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Amadeus.
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lol nice dudeee !!!!!!
Mar 9 2012 12:42PM
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Poems
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Enticing tale, bretheren.
Mar 9 2012 12:43PM
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lineskier10
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no isnt even an option when they dont know how to say it, brilliant
Mar 9 2012 12:46PM
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Trawltopilot
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she knew yes, no, good, you, me, and kiss and i had to teach her some words. it was funny tho it took her 5 minutes to explain she had to toylot
Mar 9 2012 1:05PM
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Trawltopilot
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she was asking condom? and i said i promise im clean (not drugwise) but she said yeah so..yeah
Mar 9 2012 1:10PM
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Trawltopilot
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also shes like my suite mate i got a single and my two buds have a double and these two girls shared a double but all in the same suite. but shes cool so its not awkward
Mar 9 2012 1:14PM
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PANDA_SWAGGA
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was she good looking?
Mar 9 2012 1:20PM
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word.is.bond.
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sooo you banged a foreigner who didnt know a lick of english, without a rubber?

sounds like a good idea

Mar 9 2012 1:28PM
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5oup5teeze
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pretty much lol
Mar 9 2012 1:38PM
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Nurgle
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Win.
Mar 9 2012 1:55PM
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Bateman
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Riveting tale, chap

How is it, you know, asian in bed?
Mar 9 2012 2:00PM
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Sean...M
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Im guessin majority of those who post something negative in this threat are virgins..

I, on the other hand, applaud you. One you can cross off the bucket list. Was she a good lay? I'm still yet to get my foreigner..
Mar 9 2012 2:03PM
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PON3
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My ex-gf in college who is still my friends with benefits is from Mexico. She is sooo sexy!!!!

When we have sex she only spoke in Spanish, it's really something.
Mar 9 2012 2:10PM
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DIX~
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More details required imo, good job though man
Mar 9 2012 2:18PM
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EastCoast315
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ahahahah
lost
Mar 9 2012 2:24PM
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SterlingArcher
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HAHAHAHHA AWESOME
Mar 9 2012 2:33PM
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derbski
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I have to know, do japanese girls actually sound like they are crying as they are getting fucked? Watch any japanese porno if you don't know what I am talking about
Mar 9 2012 2:36PM
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SickJib_Brit
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**You're

LOL don't correct someone if you don't know how to use the word yourself.
Mar 9 2012 2:37PM
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SterlingArcher
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ive been wondering this too!
Mar 9 2012 2:39PM
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