imagine if your dick was so long you could wear it as a belt. Ive always had this stupid thought that a girl would come up to rub it because it was such a nice belt. Then you would get a boner and it would whip out and slap her.Just a thought. -radtad
"tthat's cute, i remember my first beer.... i hope you get fucking alcohol poisoning and your friends are too drunk to realize what's going on and you die with a cock drawn on your face and no eyebrows." fucking.
thank you asshole, I hope you fucking get raped and your asshole ruptures and you bleed out slowly. douchebag.