i didn't search this but whatever. just post a funny story ending in your getting hurt or something.
ill start off.
alright, i was in gym class. and we were playing softball (very gay) and i was up nexd to bat. and this girl whos acctually my friend was practicing swinging with a matal bat. she plays stoft ball on a team and bats like a crazy mofo. anyway, she was practicing her swinging and she thought she was not in hitting distance of me. but she was litterally in FULL SWING and smashed that mafacka right in my head. she was was swinging as hard as she could and crap. anyway, i was completly taken by surprise and got knocked to the ground, 3 seconds later i got up laughing and stumbleing around. the girl was like O MY FUCKING GOD!! CHRIS IM SOOOOO SORRY!!! and she was litterally in tears. then i was taken to the nurse who said i should get examined by a real docter. so my parents picked me up and took me to another doctor. i was fine and might had a minor cunncustion. i got to take the rest of the day off anyway. it was pretty cool. and i will never forget the beutiful sound of when the metal bat made contact with my head, such a clean 'click'!
My friend\'s and I formed a NO GIRLS ALLOWED club when we were little. Then we gave it up when girls made my penis get hard
r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?
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