Well, Very big day in my newschoolers career. A very big milestone I must say. I have finally reached 10893 posts.
I wanted to start off by thanking all my sponsors, Totinos pizza rolls, Gatorade, Zig-Zag, Roor, Wonderbread, Guacamole, The church of jesus christ of latter day saints, God, Jesus, Zues, Octavius, Poseidon and most importantly, Wonder bread for providing me with the financial support I need to succeed as a progressive freeskier. My mom and dad for allowing me to underage drink and do drugs, All the fine-ass hoes in park city. I know you want me, You know I wantcha. And last but not least, YMR.
Thank you, and good night.