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Crystal-needs-a-park
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from the weapons of mass destruction thread i give you this weeks winner. i will let my cohorts regale you with the dishonorable mentions. the winner:

aggro_sk8
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2004-09-21 19:17:39
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except for its a fact that you can never prove a universal positive or universal negative. you can never really say that they dont have them. you can say probably dont, but never dont. you can prove wether they have emthough, just not wether dont have em. also, if they buried in the sand of some desert, how can anyone prove they do or dont, if noone's talking, bith sides are left to mere speculation


i can say i understand what he was trying to say... but he didnt say it... just a bunch of jibberish... which im going to go play now.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Sep 25 2004 12:03AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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it wouldve gone to d-loc but... look at capurnicus' post... or bitchassphatz sig.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Sep 25 2004 12:04AM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
Honorable Mentions for this Week

Did Atlantaski really think he could rip off Lat just because he’s gone and not have us notice?
And D-Loc is dominating with 3 honorable mentions. But giving it to him would be jumping on the bandwagon.


ATLANTASKI:
give handjobs to truckers for beer and sell the beer


Hucksterjibber in the who would you vote for other than Bush thread:

''who would i vote for other than bush??? HITLER''


D-loc, in the thread about Freedom of Speech:
''uhhh how is type speech????

D-loc
why do we have a president in the USA?
it causes more problems than it fixes. leave it at an open community and it will be the best anyones seen

D-loc. On Rosa Parks vs. Outkast:
''what how can she sue over her name? is the song about her? im confused hah''







But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

ARMADA
Sep 25 2004 12:13AM
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davidh
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very nice, guys.
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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces
-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
-Dubya.

'I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?'
Denis Leary.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'
Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Sep 25 2004 12:21AM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
this week was possibly one of teh most ignorance filled weeks ever.
-Pat Melvin
WBP|films


'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.' - Jay
Sep 25 2004 12:24AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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I just dont see how Dloc didnt win


God is an American.
Sep 25 2004 12:30AM
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flatspinner
Posts: 2701 - Karma: 536
yeah, this week was one of the most interesting weeks for threads. maybe the fact that winter is on the horizon or something, but some people just don't think before they type. ah well, without them, my nights would be that much more boring.
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www.wolfcreekski.com
I'm still waiting for the one I'm waiting for
Sep 25 2004 12:38AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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he shoudlve, believe us, but we felt that the general coverage of d-loc was sufficient
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Sep 25 2004 12:38AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
^Because aggro-sk8's post was just too damn 'good' for him to lose.




'No i dont care about your post count, i care about you being a cocksucker.'
Crystalneedsa...
'My friend's and I formed a NO GIRLS ALLOWED club when we were little. Then we gave it up when girls made my penis get hard'
Midwest_rep
'I think skiing in general is just a phase'-My friend Josh.
Sep 25 2004 12:39AM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
it's a bandwagon thing. we tried to choose someone out of the spotlight. Obviously d-lite ios the most ignorant thing on this site (even stupider the THIS *^fh).
-Pat Melvin
WBP|films


'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.' - Jay
Sep 25 2004 12:39AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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wer yu fukin wif d-lite?
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Sep 25 2004 12:45AM
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flatspinner
Posts: 2701 - Karma: 536
hmmm...maybe the golden wheelchair award is contributing toward the downfall of intelligence in people's posts. maybe sad people like those who win are so desperate for attention that they will demean themselves in order to get that proverbial 15 minutes of fame.
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-Ryan
www.wolfcreekski.com
I'm still waiting for the one I'm waiting for
Sep 25 2004 12:48AM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
It's possible. But we try and weed out anything we think isn't serious.



But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

ARMADA
Sep 25 2004 12:52AM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
ahahahha


dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
member 9020
newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7
'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz
Sep 25 2004 7:02AM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
i feel honored, kinda. i know the spelling and grammar was crappy, but come on...

d-locs were much better than mine, but oh well

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

'well lets just say its the gov secret way of killing off 1000's of people each day. hey were over populated anyway' -dloc in referance to cigarettes
Sep 25 2004 8:58AM
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Insomniac
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Am I the only one who noticed Crystal was a mod?
-CraigeD
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'Ok, so I'm going to assume that you know someone named 'your' and he is, in fact, a homosexual.

Or do you mean to say: 'you're' gay?'-Tom Sorrell
Sep 25 2004 9:04AM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
yes you are insomniac.
-Pat Melvin
WBP|films


'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.' - Jay
Sep 25 2004 10:32AM
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DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
he's a mod?
Minor Threat Trailer

Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.
Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma
Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.


Member 957,647,789,468,952,001,657
Sep 25 2004 4:27PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
nope.
-Pat Melvin
WBP|films


'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.' - Jay
Sep 25 2004 4:32PM
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Spam_man_2500
Posts: 67 - Karma: 10
Mmm SMELLS

Sep 25 2004 4:34PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
im a mod?
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Sep 25 2004 5:44PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
i say next weeks goes to spam_man for trying to spam a site with a spam blocker




I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph
Behind your back it goes
A little something like this is way to big to miss....
Sep 25 2004 5:45PM
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Mr.Mister
Posts: 77 - Karma: 10
smells like jib!
Sep 25 2004 6:02PM
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Mr.Mister
Posts: 77 - Karma: 10
smells like jib!
Sep 25 2004 6:03PM
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Mr.Mister
Posts: 77 - Karma: 10
smells like jib!

spamblocker my ass!
Sep 25 2004 6:03PM
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kyle_w
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haha you motherfuckers are the same, member #45508, and 45510




I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph
Behind your back it goes
A little something like this is way to big to miss....
Sep 25 2004 6:07PM
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Mr.Mister
Posts: 77 - Karma: 10
^what does this prove? we have about the same # of posts too.
Sep 25 2004 6:13PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
and you also both post the same damn thing 'smells like jib'




I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph
Behind your back it goes
A little something like this is way to big to miss....
Sep 25 2004 6:15PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
Ahhh, so Crystal copied that from something a mod posted. BUT HE DIDN'T CREDIT HIS SOURCE! Tom Sorrell wouldn't be happy..
-CraigeD
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'Ok, so I'm going to assume that you know someone named 'your' and he is, in fact, a homosexual.

Or do you mean to say: 'you're' gay?'-Tom Sorrell
Sep 25 2004 8:28PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
it was me who posted it. that's why it has the mod thing
-Pat Melvin
WBP|films


'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.' - Jay
Sep 25 2004 9:59PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
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Wow, I gotta stop saying smart stupid stuff and just go strait for the fucking retarded stupid stuff...

I like cookies though!
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On my way to goddom no more!!!

I'm a fucking NS GOD!!

-+-+Davey And Waldo Go Drinking+-+-

-Aaron
Sep 25 2004 10:07PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
Im glad that people are finally cracking down on Dloc the kid is an ignorant fuck.





Skiing.
I wont ever tell you that your not good enough or that its not wokring out, it wont ever tell you that you were better off being a friend, it wont ever just leave you in the dark, and it wont ever do anything that you dont like.
Sep 26 2004 7:11AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
^He's always been an ignorant fuck...

Just nobody had a reason to exploit that before...
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On my way to goddom no more!!!

I wish I were a fucking NS GOD!!

-+-+Davey And Waldo Go Drinking+-+-+Above All Magazine+-+-

-Aaron
Sep 26 2004 8:35AM
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Joe.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 24
i never realized it




my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair
-lateralis
Sep 26 2004 10:18AM
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12ParkRat60
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you guys r awesome
He who hesitates masturbates
Sep 26 2004 10:31AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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were all left wing commies, we dont have to give sources, we share.... or somehting.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Sep 26 2004 2:43PM
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freeze_pooter
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it should deff go to jarossamdb7 for his fuck the army thread
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bigJ lineskier10 '05
Sep 26 2004 2:55PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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^ only conservatives are eligable for the award


God is an American.
Sep 26 2004 2:59PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
hes on the list, dont worry...
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Sep 26 2004 3:02PM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16
little bias r we^^
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bigJ lineskier10 '05
Sep 26 2004 3:05PM
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wilkesyachtingco
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the committe reviews all types of idiocy, regardless of ideological leanings one way or another.















Mercy's eyes are blue
When she places them in front of you
Nothing holds a roman candle to
The solemn warmth you feel inside
Sep 26 2004 3:17PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
stupidity and ignorance is eligible for the award. We've been looking at that Jarrossmb... kid for a while, and the way he's going, he'll be getting one soon.




'No i dont care about your post count, i care about you being a cocksucker.'
Crystalneedsa...
'My friend's and I formed a NO GIRLS ALLOWED club when we were little. Then we gave it up when girls made my penis get hard'
Midwest_rep
'I think skiing in general is just a phase'-My friend Josh.
Sep 26 2004 3:17PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
once again the NS community just looks at the pointing finger without seeing the picture... besides nothing i say means anything... i was giving a reason for sharing... wait wait, no george bush told me to call you stupid.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Sep 26 2004 3:22PM
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Mr.Mister
Posts: 77 - Karma: 10
where is my buddy snapjibber? i think he is really spam_man. he is just trying to be me.
Sep 26 2004 3:30PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
^youre a friggin idiot, go back to where ever you came from, or start posting responsibly

-Joe
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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

'well lets just say its the gov secret way of killing off 1000's of people each day. hey were over populated anyway' -dloc in referance to cigarettes
Sep 26 2004 6:31PM
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
^pfff. hahahaha.

'start posting responsibly.'
thanks internet forum dad.
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Sep 26 2004 6:42PM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16
internet forum dad that wasso hilarious
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bigJ lineskier10 '05
Sep 26 2004 6:53PM
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Jaskittin
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Very, very stupid, but not quite as funny as other times. I think atlanta ski needs a better contribution.






Hung
Sep 26 2004 8:28PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
I don't think aggro_sk8 should be telling anyone to post responsibly.




'No i dont care about your post count, i care about you being a cocksucker.'
Crystalneedsa...
'My friend's and I formed a NO GIRLS ALLOWED club when we were little. Then we gave it up when girls made my penis get hard'
Midwest_rep
'I think skiing in general is just a phase'-My friend Josh.
Sep 26 2004 8:44PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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atlantaskis toned it down since his heyday
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Sep 26 2004 8:46PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
^^shut up asshole, youre no gem yourself

-Joe
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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

'well lets just say its the gov secret way of killing off 1000's of people each day. hey were over populated anyway' -dloc in referance to cigarettes
Sep 26 2004 8:52PM
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