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florida is FUCKED!

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Mattman
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4th hurricane comin their way

hurricane Jeanne!



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Sep 24 2004 11:38PM
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freerider_klo
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aww poor flordia, yup their fucked




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Sep 24 2004 11:39PM
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jarossamdb7
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it is like rednecks living in tornado lane. like some guy gets his trailer blown away in Kansas.

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Sep 24 2004 11:43PM
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zorbazdeer
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ooo sad i love florida
Sep 24 2004 11:47PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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global warming doesnt exist though....
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Sep 24 2004 11:50PM
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CTD
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its almost as stupid to live full time in florida as it is in oaklahoma. only differnce is there actually might be something to do in florida. ( i had to drive through oaklahoma, worst few hours of my life!)

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Sep 24 2004 11:51PM
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sim
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Guess what. Every 'little' weather phenomenon is not a result of global warming. So yes, while it may exist, it doesnt necessarily mean anything as far as 4 hurricanes goes.


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Sep 25 2004 1:33AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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no no crystal is right its george bush's fault


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Sep 25 2004 1:35AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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they are screwed


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Sep 25 2004 6:59AM
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ATLANTASKI
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no theyre not, jean wont even be that bad, the media just overhypes everything. ivan was by far the worst, but by the time they reach atlanta theyre fun


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Sep 25 2004 7:04AM
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1212j5j5
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yeah, blame bush. he didnt plan ahead.


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Sep 25 2004 7:09AM
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SKItheBURG
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how did this all of the sudden turn into a political thread

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Sep 25 2004 7:14AM
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asac
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god's punishing them for the last election.





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Sep 25 2004 8:14AM
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scofield
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haha and isnt there another thing coming in named 'Karl' or 'Carl'?


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Sep 25 2004 8:23AM
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davidh
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how do they name the hurricanes? Is it like, the worst people in history, starting at the time of jesus's death? when's it hitler's turn? when's it george w bush's turn.
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Sep 25 2004 9:11AM
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1080ski
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haha
Sep 25 2004 9:31AM
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clrumivier4life
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they have like a list of names and they go alphabetically.
i - ivan
j - jeanne
k - karl

It's just random names in an alphabetical order.


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Sep 25 2004 9:33AM
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skifree919
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they retire some names though, i think they retired andrew after hurricane andrew.



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Sep 25 2004 10:18AM
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notonehere
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I love how every fuckin problem in the u.s. is blamed on Bush(joke or not). grow up





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france sucks
Sep 25 2004 10:25AM
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KWagner
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^i think he was being sarcastic
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Sep 25 2004 11:21AM
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Boards
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haiti is fucked....the situation in flordia is not in the least bit sad when you look at the 2000 dead in haiti.
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Sep 25 2004 3:22PM
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Barmski
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^ yea landslides in haiti.....it doesnt make news unfortunately to america cause its not in america its just the way it works. Im taking a natural diaster class and learn a lot of shit that happens in other countries like for instance 42,000 poeple died in iran BUT ITS IRAN, 40,000 poeple died in like 20seconds....
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Sep 25 2004 3:36PM
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coolcat410
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Hott DAMN! Better go tie down the car.
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Sep 25 2004 3:44PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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What do you mean it doesnt make the news I saw plenty of shit about haiti in the news


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Sep 25 2004 3:53PM
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EastCoastPride
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how come it's always got to be like ivan, jeanne and karl? why not like Ishanya, Jananay and stuff.


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Sep 25 2004 3:58PM
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Mr.Mister
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good, now if california's coast would just fall into the ocean. the world would be a better place. and did anyone think that this is Jeb's karma for making Dub-ya president? mother nature is saying don't fuck it up again.
Sep 25 2004 4:22PM
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Spam_man_2500
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Hurricanes are urban legends.
Sep 25 2004 4:25PM
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Newschooler45
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Here comes Another one!
Sep 25 2004 4:53PM
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rightcoastskier
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freezy u sure got that right

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Sep 25 2004 5:05PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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yeah freezey is right it's the citizens of floridas fault.


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Sep 25 2004 5:09PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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when did i say george bush? i never mentioned anything political... i love how one directional everyones thinking is here. but you know what, when there are 4 hurricanes hitting florida, devastating floods in south america, droughts are increaing... (maybe not all at once or in one place but occuring more increasingly) i would think it would be a logical assumptino that somethings up. those were bad examples... but goddammit, eventually youre not going to be able to just write it of anymore.
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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Sep 25 2004 5:42PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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and if you think im making too big a deal o it, well maybe i am, but since the problem does exist and no one wants to confront it, i have to speak a little louder... kind of name recognition advertising right?
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Sep 25 2004 5:43PM
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notonehere
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if you feel youve made a difference by posting on this thread, you might wanna rethink your whole approach





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Sep 25 2004 8:08PM
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if i lived there i'd run for the hills



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Sep 25 2004 8:27PM
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mattwalker
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u know whats dank tho? this year is el-nino, and this is the worst overall hurricane season in the last 100 years, and its not over... imagine what the winter would be like if North America got in a once in a century storm period this winter, massive blizzards every 2 weeks... wow, i am stoked now...


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Sep 25 2004 8:29PM
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sim
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Crystal, I never said anything about you saying it was Bush. However, you have to realize that we've had extreme weather since the beginning and it is not necessarily due to global warming. Your probably right though. You do need to speak up and make it heard, or else no one would hear it, just don't think people are all of a sudden gonna stop driving or, for that matter, go skiing.


signatures are for pussies
Sep 25 2004 8:32PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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It was once an ice age on this planet and WE CAUSED GLOBAL WARMING AND ALL THE ICE MELTED. To say we are causing global warming is jumping to conclusions. Maybe all our polluting is making the world colder and slowing down the process who fucking knows. Changes in weather patterns are a natural cycle on this planet. To say we are causing this is stupid.


God is an American.
Sep 25 2004 9:29PM
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devine
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i think they should start using last names and like celebrity names , hurricanes wouldnt be so bad if it was hurricane 'karl malone' or hurricane 'ron jeremy'



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Sep 25 2004 9:56PM
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Mattman
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Blame Canada.... Blame Canada... O man that song was great




I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic
Sep 26 2004 1:15AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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yeah, youre right, im wrong. run your car in your garage for long enough and it will kill you, but running a couple hundred million of them outside wont do a thing at all...
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Sep 26 2004 2:04AM
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sim
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so instead of driving to work, school, hospital, grocery store and ski hill, we should...?



signatures are for pussies
Sep 26 2004 4:48AM
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ScratchCobra66
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lmao..how is this because of George? (George in the oval office) 'I commandith thee weather to...DESTROY FLORIDA! MUHAHAHAHA!'





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Sep 26 2004 6:53AM
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twix_182
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i wondeer if mickey will drift off in the wind to vermont


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Sep 26 2004 7:23AM
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12ParkRat60
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I feel so bad for those people, everything is getting destroyed
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Sep 26 2004 10:18AM
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Joe.
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dont you wish we had the same thing as them.....but snow? snow hurricanes would kick ass




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Sep 26 2004 10:27AM
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AJ_concepts
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they say there is like 3 more hurricans forming at onces..they are covering a stretch of the ocean the size of one and a half alaska's...thats fuckin huge, considering that alaska is about the size of 1/3 of the continental US....
and for the naming, they go in alphebetical order, switching male, female, names..
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Sep 26 2004 1:15PM
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coolcat410
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It's all about Federal Aid.

Look, has any of you ever seen a hurricane? And if you say yes then its just cause you want your damn Federal Aid. It's all staged, big fans and sprinklers. There is no such thing as a hurricane. If you call your relatives and their like yeah big winds here listen. Their just blowing into the phone to make it sound like a huricane. They do that all for the Federal Aid.

I mean if hurricanes are so real then why doesnt NY get them. And dont give me that damn bull shit about hurricanes not being in that zone or what not. I think NY just might fake their own hurricane Bitch to get some aid. Sons of bitches.
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Sep 26 2004 1:16PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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who said george? and ride your bike, or the bus...
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Sep 26 2004 2:44PM
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the names go alphabeticilly and by gender, one year it is boy, girl, boy girl, the next year it is girl, boy, girl boy, so like-
1st Year
Arron
Beatty
Chris
Deb

2nd Year
Ashlee
Ben
Christina
Dan

If you dont get that, then you are a dumbass

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