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how to get out of an test/quiz

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asac
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this will only work if your teacher has you pass the tests forward or bring them to her desk. after a little while when people start turning them in or pass them up, just slide it in your notebook or backpack. i did it and my teacher thought she lost it so she felt bad and gave me a free 100 (if i passed the test in, i would have gotten a 0, because i answered nothing). everyone in the class almost burst out laughing when she said i got a free 100.





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Sep 24 2004 8:21PM
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Crow
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or the teacher makes you redo the test...






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Sep 24 2004 8:28PM
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asac
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which is good if you didn't study at all.





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Sep 24 2004 8:37PM
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you have a very nice teacher
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Sep 24 2004 9:12PM
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or u fuck ur teeeeeach
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Sep 24 2004 9:14PM
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my teacher would've been a slut about it


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Sep 24 2004 9:17PM
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eastAR5
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yea last year i brought the my history honors midterm test home by accident. no joke i was so scared so i just did everything at home and then ran to school and was late and he asked for my test. lucky he tured around to pick something up and I threw it on his desk and was like 'here it is!'. I got a 96%.





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Sep 24 2004 10:13PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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yeah definatley wouldnt work for me... my teachers arent chill at all

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Sep 24 2004 11:10PM
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Sep 24 2004 11:18PM
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you ask to go to the bathroom, skip class, come in at the end and say you had diarrhea
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Sep 25 2004 1:06AM
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nothanks
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a friend of mine did that in latin last year 2 or 3 times
she didnt really accuse him, but she let him take it during lunch/after school when he wanted, so he could study if he needed to



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Sep 25 2004 1:15PM
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k-fay
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If your teacher gives you a scantron and you are also able to write in the test and it is multiple choice and you have to decide between 2 answers...put the better answer on the scan tron and then the other one that might be correct on the test and just say you messed up your scantron...

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Sep 25 2004 2:42PM
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^ i always do that




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Sep 25 2004 2:44PM
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...what the fuck is a scantron?


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Sep 25 2004 3:28PM
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SkiUnit03
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its like when you take multiple choice tests, and you fill in the bubble, they can just send it through a scantron witch is a macine that grades them by like detecting lead or something. they use it for standordized tests alot



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Sep 25 2004 3:34PM
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thewavebb
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^^if you go to college you will find them out first hand. I personaly hate them. I have skipped a question i didnt know and just moved on. but instead of leaving it blank I continued on with all my answers one row higher then they should have been. I got fucked hardcore
Sep 25 2004 4:17PM
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asac
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scantron is gay. i always fuck up the answers by mistake.





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Sep 25 2004 4:28PM
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Your teacher is a fuckin' retard.
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Sep 25 2004 4:31PM
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proZach
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if you color over the boxes on the top of the scantron (theres a row of 4-5 black boxes on one side) then it cant be read. this way you either get to do it again, or the teacher corrects it by hand.



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Sep 25 2004 4:50PM
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i've heard theres a certain pattern you can mark your answers that will give you 100% on a scantron.

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