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What would you throw down if the world was going to end

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steezywannabeezy
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This is a probably a repost. So whatever. The "We're All Fucked" thread in NSG got me thinking. If you could pin point within, say a minute, when the world was going to end or when you were going to die, what would you throw? Basically, what foam pit/air bag/water tricks would you try on real snow that could quite possibly mess yo brains and body up?
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PKchu
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I would find a huge jump, and throw my body some way random and hope for the best.
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k-fred
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lol i'd overshoot my homemountain 60ft. and huck as many flips as possible(backflip/wackflip)
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TheHuggyBear
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probably throw down some brews, maybe throw down some ribs on the grill...and lastly throw down on my bed with some rando chick
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rareison
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Hit every rail, and do rodeos, corks, etc. Hit every feature in the park
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Karma_Police
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Heart chute at kirkwood, then go surf mavericks in the same day.  Latter would be the end of me.
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Stose
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id do a barrel roll
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Lucas
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Some gnar cliff...huge backy
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Age
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Id backflip my balls into your mom
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S_Jenk
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First I would throw down as many brews as possible.

Then I'd go and huck the 255 foot cliff at Targhee that Pierre did in "Anomaly."

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FreezerKid
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super laid out backflip on the biggest jump i could find, hopefully something over 100ft
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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put a rail on the landing of chads gap and spread eagle onto it
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DR.SHRED
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this is already a norm for me..... but prob just take a hit of crack like 5 min before then hit like a 1000 foot cliff goin as fast as possible and hope to die from the world ending while in the air then go shred thoes pillows up above
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Karma_Police
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Crack?  Are you Whitney Houston?
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.boz
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Reading that made my cringe
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brogilvie
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wingsuit
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Flying~Squirrel
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charge the nastiess gnarliest powder line in the world.
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THUGwife
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found this thread title fucking funny
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Mike-O
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Switch kangaroo flip.

The momentum would be right.
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DR.SHRED
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im gonna die in 5 min why not get a mad rush goin
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SKI.ING
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I'm just picturing everyone hearing the news the world is ending and all the normal people are probably with family, banging, or looting. And then you see an sky view of NS peeps just mobbin to the mountains to ski haha. This thread is funny on so many levels.
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Moon_Park
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most def most def
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DBL
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Mount to bindings on skis and do a frontflip while doggystyleing the girl that is on the front bindings
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FUUUCK
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I would go for a double back, then kangaroo
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Caspaaa
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I would fly to the alps, spend like 6 hours shredding deep pow heli skiing, then I would hop on a plane an hour after and fly to hawaii, relax on the beach with some beers and a surfboard.

the ultimate two in one.
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Karma_Police
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There are better drugs for a 5min high than crack.  Not that I would know.....
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Capernicus
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This. But maybe another trick. I like your thinking.
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MCNUGGETS
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blind 2 out....go big or go home

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dmc12380
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Find a big jump, probably at Breck, take a sharp left/right turn on the lip and send a frontlip into the trees
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Dr.Gnar
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Lawn dart front flip to lawn dart front flip (double front but lay out again before the second)
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GayWolf420
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Flying Butchress.
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kvan
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I would start from the top of grizzly gulch, hit chads gap, and try to land at the bottom of Alta. Now people wont be so confused about how to get there.
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SamMcChesney
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Go to a huge ass jump and huck for triple
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TheHamburglar
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buttress*

but yes, this. over a 120ft table.
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