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Mr_Bump

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ok so I googled various first world problems tags with newschoolers and nothing much came up, I apologise if this has been posted before but firstworldproblems are a genuine affliction and we need to raise awareness

share your favourites!

13 years ago

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pmsnow

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Insane

Threads. These are all pretty great

13 years ago

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Mr_Bump

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Ridiculous

13 years ago

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Benseleit

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Loner

AAAAAAAAGHHH I HATE THAT!!!!!

13 years ago

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Spinoza

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when you write an entire presentation but cannot focus enough to tell if it makes any sense at all. #firstworldpains #philosophystudent #UTM

13 years ago

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iSmokeweed

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today at work i had to wait 5 extra minutes for the food to come out. #firstworldproblems #ismokeweed #gitatme

13 years ago

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Spinoza

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My skittles are cold so they hurt my teeth. #firstworldpains #redandpurplearebest

13 years ago

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.AR6rider.

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FINALLY someone else who realizes the greatness that is the purple skittle. People always tell me I'm crazy because I think the purple ones are the best.

13 years ago

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Deluge

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hate this.

13 years ago

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Mr.Turtle

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I've never had a conversation about it but I've always assumed this was common knowledge

purple>red>orange>the rest

13 years ago

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dispatchQ_main

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i don't know if we can be freinds any longer..

i bet you like grape jolly ranchers..

13 years ago

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EricaMN.

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My mom's stupid.

^clicky

13 years ago

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Petersaurusrex

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13 years ago

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neutralzombie

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epic

13 years ago

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Mr.Turtle

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hahahhaha i loled hard

13 years ago

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howlongcanausern

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HA.

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/681678/

13 years ago

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Spinoza

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My cousin just told

13 years ago

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Spinoza

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My cousin just told me his favorite are green and yellow. I was shocked since those are the worst 2 flavors

13 years ago

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howlongcanausern

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ran out of the daily show and colbert report to watch whilst at work....having to resort to tosh.0

13 years ago

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J.M

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hahahahaha yes

13 years ago

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stickski

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Haven't laughed this hard since the woman logic thread

13 years ago

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Gbabb17

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Newb

My feelings exactly xD

13 years ago

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GypsyLovin

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Haha yessir^

13 years ago

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elemeno89

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i love this stuff. soooo funny.

13 years ago

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blackmamba.

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Insane

13 years ago

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Mr_Bump

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my reaction went "awwwwhahahahhaha"

13 years ago

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Rachy

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Today's problems,

Can't decide whether to fly out of San Francisco or Los Angeles when I move to Switzerland.

Gas light came on, drove by 4 gas stations while running errands... now hoping car still turns on when I go home.

Wanted to make a baked pancake this morning. Had to use glass pan instead of frying pan cause frying pan was dirty.

Annoyed I have to buy gas before going to the hot springs tonight.

Neighbors wireless open internet too slow. Had to go to coffee shop so I can facebook in higher speeds.

Had to take a day off of skiing cause it's been so warm and sunny in Mammoth that my eyes are sore/dehydrated.

13 years ago

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Bill.Nye

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There's a chance I may be there too. If you see a guy with a blonde fro, give the NS callout.

13 years ago

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pinkname

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ahahaha YES

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Rachy

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And I think I'm the one that's supposed to take you.... with Patty and Christian.

Am I right?

13 years ago

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Bill.Nye

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I have no idea who those people are haha. I was going to go (to wild willys) with my gf but it's pretty windy so I might skip it.

13 years ago

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Snowgoner

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funniest shit ever

13 years ago

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skithesprings

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those are all #womensproblems

13 years ago

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Rachy

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hahaha

too funny. I'm taking a fellow named John that I haven't met. Thought maybe it was you.

We'll likely be at shepherds or syphon.

13 years ago

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Rachy

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haha not really.

Women's problems would be more like....

Wore black top with white bra, flash photography shows white bra.

Went skiing, forgot tampon, had to use TP. (yeah, I just went there)

Was making sandwich for NS boyfriend, already baking cookies, had to use toaster and microwave instead of broil setting.

13 years ago

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Bill.Nye

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Ah cool. My friend pimped out syphon in December, new pipe, filter, and valve. Idl which one is Shepards

13 years ago

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Martgiblin

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Pro

Genuinely one of the best comebacks I've ever seen

13 years ago

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Mr_Bump

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ha just saw this

also I hate it when you buy loads of food and don't have room for it in the fridge so have to throw some stuff which is already in the fridge out because the freezer is also full but you aren't hungry enough to eat it now

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Bill.Nye

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Just was inspired to make this one.