"Fuck you, son. I'll fuckin, I'll fuckin tie you to a bed post wit ya ass cheeks spread out and set a hanger on da stove and let dat shit sit there for like 40 minutes and stick it in yo ass real slow like TSSSS" - Theron.
Snarf Snarf, What are we going to do, Snarf Snarf
"i put both feet in front of me and grind the rail on my nutsack" -nebula, on how to hit a rail
"My uncle Roy shared a beer with me. I drank it, and I was so excited I fell alseep. I must have tossed and turned something fierce because when I woke up my pants were off. Never saw much of uncle Roy after that. Turns out we weren't even related."-TheFap