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Things that are not aphrodisiacs

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84891jnf92048
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Ninja Warrior
Microsoft Word
Wheelchair Tires
Feb 25 2012 9:57PM
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Milksteak
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Feb 25 2012 11:38PM
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El.Guapo
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old veal delivers the shpeal then neal for the real deal
Feb 25 2012 11:38PM
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Steeze_Minister
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I know a kid with that name and its pronounced shaheal. idk it's all I could think of
Feb 25 2012 11:39PM
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act.resist
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You're sweet as candy sandy
Feb 25 2012 11:40PM
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Steeze_Minister
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candy is dandy mandy
Feb 25 2012 11:43PM
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act.resist
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Omg..........thats my name :O
Feb 25 2012 11:50PM
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Steeze_Minister
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haha no way jose
Feb 25 2012 11:53PM
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act.resist
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It's true sue!!!
Feb 25 2012 11:55PM
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El.Guapo
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i scrape poo of my shoe.. i suck at this
Feb 25 2012 11:57PM
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84891jnf92048
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national parks
Feb 25 2012 11:57PM
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gotti
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no way poo!!!!!


its funny cuz it rhymes



insert troll meme here
Feb 25 2012 11:58PM
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Steeze_Minister
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Impossible kim possible!
Feb 25 2012 11:59PM
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jewFro
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Skinny people, drilldos (seriously what the fuck, I just think its going to come off and the'yre going to fucknig drill themselves up), not rapping to stiragh out of compton
Feb 26 2012 12:02AM
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84891jnf92048
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jewfros
Feb 26 2012 12:03AM
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act.resist
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Im not fucking with you boo
Feb 26 2012 12:04AM
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yuck
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username is appropriate
Feb 26 2012 12:07AM
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Steeze_Minister
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but is boo fucking with shamoo?

and for that matter, does shamoo eat poo?
Feb 26 2012 12:07AM
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Brock.
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Is a Chaitea some sort of Pokemon?
Feb 26 2012 12:12AM
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84891jnf92048
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no, it's a warm drink you drink out of mug.
Feb 26 2012 12:17AM
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El.Guapo
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no its the best fucking kind of tea
Feb 26 2012 12:19AM
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jewFro
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Feb 26 2012 12:19AM
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act.resist
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Well if shamoo ate shampoo too the it would be coo
Feb 26 2012 12:12PM
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84891jnf92048
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Tom wallisch
Feb 26 2012 12:17PM
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Troy.
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Empty rolls of toilet paper, lightbulbs, alligator turtles, door stoppers
Feb 26 2012 8:51PM
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e_strapp
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pink socks
Feb 26 2012 8:52PM
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sirschralpalot.
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mayonnaise
spiders
hipsters
Feb 26 2012 9:01PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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Feb 26 2012 9:08PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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Feb 26 2012 9:08PM
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Dlud
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Hairy tits.
Feb 26 2012 9:10PM
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stupendous-man
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Shoelaces
school teachers
chairlifts
sour patches
Feb 26 2012 9:13PM
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skitheice7
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charlie dayton
Feb 26 2012 9:42PM
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abathinggrape
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elderly women
Feb 26 2012 9:43PM
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84891jnf92048
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Mike Shea
Feb 26 2012 9:50PM
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Brock.
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wow... never thought of that. Why don't you split it up or something, like "Chia.Tea"?
Feb 26 2012 10:44PM
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84891jnf92048
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because "chai tea" is a single name that I commonly go by, so I thought that breaking it up drew more attention to the tea than the whole name.
Feb 26 2012 10:46PM
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act.resist
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See what I'm saying? Chay tia. Definitely a Pokemonesque name
Feb 26 2012 10:50PM
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Lé.Skiing
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melted down ski boots directly injected into your balls.  Trust me on this, a friend tried it.  Wasn't that great of an idea after he did it..
Feb 27 2012 3:09AM
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teleRADo
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car alarms.
black ice.
lighter safeties.
sweaty mittens.
ski boot smell.
core shots.

Feb 27 2012 4:11AM
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Randy_Quench
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composite video cables
the mid atlantic ridge
European power outlets
Prehistoric mammals
Medieval weaponry
Feb 27 2012 9:52AM
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El.Guapo
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unless they are full tilts
Feb 27 2012 9:52AM
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Broken_Rides
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Subway and Jarrod.
Feb 27 2012 6:48PM
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Broken_Rides
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and TV remotes.

Feb 27 2012 6:49PM
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Broken_Rides
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and a big toe up the bum.

I'm done.

Feb 27 2012 6:50PM
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DERS.
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bullshit dude. sweaty mittens give me raging hard-ons.
Feb 27 2012 6:50PM
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harveydowns
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blue waffle

fishy odours

excess body hair

ingrown toenails

genital warts

tribeswomen from papua new guinea (ultra saggy)
Feb 27 2012 6:54PM
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1337
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aphrodisiacs


man i'm not very good at this kind of game
Feb 27 2012 6:54PM
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Lemuel
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Feb 27 2012 7:23PM
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84891jnf92048
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dell computers
Feb 27 2012 7:23PM
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DaveM
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Chick peas

Smart cars

Womans skiing
Feb 27 2012 7:25PM
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84891jnf92048
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the way airplanes smell
Feb 28 2012 12:57AM
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