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the_friesz
Posts: 1007 - Karma: 18
Dude... What the hell...

It has to do with an 11 year old, and some granny.


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Sep 22 2004 9:00PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
thats disgusting. Hes 11 years old! What is that... fifth grade? Damn kids these days. I like the part about how the kid said hi mom in court



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Sep 22 2004 9:03PM
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jibij--intern
Posts: 99 - Karma: 10
wow that is the strangest thing i have ever heard
Sep 22 2004 9:05PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
hahaha, you americans are sick fucks./


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Sep 22 2004 9:06PM
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soup
Posts: 6320 - Karma: 4,261
thats the most sick and twisted thing. y the fuck woudld the kid do that. what a fucker. thats worse than teh person tha beat teh elderly
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Sep 22 2004 9:08PM
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jibij--intern
Posts: 99 - Karma: 10
it said the little fucker tried to put on a condom
Sep 22 2004 9:10PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
they got all the ages messed up. i'm not 11, i'm 16, and she was 17. jesus the media can't get anythign right.





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Sep 22 2004 9:11PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
whenever mommy posts some one has to say 'hi mom' that would be cool




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'hey joel do you have pics of your g/f?' 'no, but youll see her around' 'i heard she gets around, thats why shes takin john to court for rape'- me, on joel goin out with amanda
Sep 22 2004 9:12PM
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poor@$$skibum
Posts: 1625 - Karma: 40
WI represent! i'll bet the kid was chowing on a brat and drinking blatz too.


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Sep 22 2004 9:16PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6648 - Karma: 1,636
that's what happens when kids start listing to eminem at age 6... it warp's them, if i was the kid i'd blame rap music, then i'd claim to be mental unfit, then i'd get the case throw out of court.... sounds like a case to me...

hohoho if i were the kid...
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Sep 22 2004 9:17PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
wtf thats gross




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Sep 22 2004 9:20PM
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soup
Posts: 6320 - Karma: 4,261
is asac the new lateralis? cause hes not doing that great of a job
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And no, I'm not getting photo incentives from those ads. If i wanted to do that, I'd just say 'Rip Curl, Nordica, Marker, Level, Astrix.' See? Now i've made money.' - Brad Holmes to some idiot kid from Potland Maine
Sep 22 2004 9:21PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
the mom is retarded. the last sentence pisses me off. these kids should be tried in texas so they get the death penalty.
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Sep 22 2004 9:23PM
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jibij--intern
Posts: 99 - Karma: 10
^fuck yeah
Sep 22 2004 9:24PM
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Joe.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 24
what a jackass




my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair
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Sep 22 2004 9:30PM
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Spam_Man_5000
Posts: 288 - Karma: 8
hahah 'tried' The old lady probably owned em in the face and tied all three of em to the bed then had satanic rituals






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Sep 22 2004 10:48PM
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devine
Posts: 1720 - Karma: 10
thats sick (not the good one)



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Sep 22 2004 10:49PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
he should be killed
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Sep 23 2004 1:11AM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
That's vile. No two ways about it. It's the damn internet. Its rotting the minds of our youth.



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Sep 23 2004 1:17AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
and how ! :D
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Sep 23 2004 1:20AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
seems pretty sexy



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Sep 23 2004 7:58AM
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davidh
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I like the part about 'tried' also. What about the kids brother? He's thirteen. I'm not advocating rape, but at thirteen he should know that fucking grannies is grosser than other 13 year olds.
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Sep 23 2004 8:42AM
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TOILET
Posts: 887 - Karma: 28
i live in the same neighborhood as those kids but i wasn't part of that



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Sep 23 2004 4:52PM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
holly shit, wat was she a gilf, grandmother id like to fuck

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Sep 23 2004 4:56PM
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linemaverick540
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am i the only person wondering how they got into her house so many times?


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Sep 23 2004 4:59PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
uuuuuuuuugh, that made me gag...

but uh, people like that should be shot. I mean, what right does that old bitch have to refuse to havesex with such cute and innocent pre-teens??

heh, sure showed 'em that time!
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Sep 23 2004 5:00PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
WISCONSIN WHAT.

i hope yamatom doesnt read this post.
Sep 23 2004 7:41PM
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RidgeSkier
Posts: 354 - Karma: 23
my question is why does an 11 year old have a condom on him?





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Sep 23 2004 9:45PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
im impressed.

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Sep 23 2004 10:11PM
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fcskier27
Posts: 736 - Karma: 11
thats nasty

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Sep 23 2004 10:45PM
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rightcoastskier
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 10
my question is.. where would he ever get the idea to fuck a 76 year old woman?

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Sep 24 2004 8:04AM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
hi mom, and this was all after the fact that she looked at me seductively , and sucke dme off.
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Sep 24 2004 11:13AM
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TheWorst
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thats fuckin gross
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Sep 24 2004 4:05PM
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B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
holy hell thats wrong




we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman


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Sep 24 2004 4:09PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
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Sep 24 2004 4:59PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
what the fuck? that is sooo wrong....that kid is messed up


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