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Just got Tee Peed, need revenge, IDEAS?

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Jakx~
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This week a couple of guys who are all good friends kept asking me where I live. Someone how they found and tee peed me last night.

Now I'm calling on the abundant knowledge of NS for some good ideas on getting them back. Any suggestions you have legal or not will be greatly appreciated.

So far my ideas are tee peeing their houses, and if I can find a car boot buy one of those. Or else come up with a jerry rig to stop his car that wont damage it. Anything else you guys I would love it!
Feb 18 2012 11:43AM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,545
Pee in their butts.

That'll show them.
Feb 18 2012 11:45AM
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thenightman
Posts: 766 - Karma: 132
buy a ridiculous amount of rubber bands and put them all over their driveway and yard. you can't shovel or sweep them up because they just roll up. They'll have to pick them up by hand and it will take forever.
Feb 18 2012 12:08PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Put his car on blocks and hide the wheels around his yard/in his garage.
Feb 18 2012 12:10PM
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JzD.
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 153
Fire, lots and lots of fire
Feb 18 2012 12:12PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
get a naked picture of their moms and take it to school, and then get the floor buffer and wax that shit.
Feb 18 2012 12:15PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
If you know who it is, you should just report them to the police. Get some kind of evidence though. Or else its going to be the whole you get revenge, and they up the ante so on and so forth.
Feb 18 2012 12:16PM
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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
definitely don't do this. revenge is much funnier. car boots would be hilarious but they are expensive so just pick up some heavy duty chains and some locks and lock chains around their tires. it will have the same effect but it will be even funnier if they try to drive with them on.
Feb 18 2012 12:37PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
if they have automatic sprinklers, or it rains a lot, instant potatoes do well in the yard. costco has the gigantic boxes for a decent price. also shaving cream tends to stain concrete for a good while. peanut butter + saran wrap on the cars (if you're wondering, peanut butter doesn't ruin paint so you're good there)
Feb 18 2012 12:44PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
Call the cops, get them arrested, have drugs planted on them, they get 10+years, you guys will be even then
Feb 18 2012 12:46PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
TP their house THEN throw eggs at it. the eggs and toilet paper combined make a huge fucking mess
Feb 18 2012 12:46PM
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Panchuk
Posts: 1610 - Karma: 355
Tie them up in a circle facing each other, then slowly torture and kill them one by one, making them watch. The anticipation will kill them alone. Maybe start at one person, then go to the person beside him, making them think your doing it in a certain order. After the second, jump to another random person. I think this is fair for revenge...
Feb 18 2012 1:01PM
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roddy116
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that is the best idea ever
Feb 18 2012 1:23PM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 457
Soy sauce a giant penis on the drive way. It will stain forever
Feb 18 2012 1:29PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,074
I mean this is what i would do... probably the only logical option i mean lets be real here...

no but seriously... the rubber band idea is great. i would do that. Or you could put a shit load of bird seed in their yard and drive way so there are just a bunch of birds constantly around their house and shitting every where. The seniors at my school did this last year for a prank and it actually worked pretty well. They just covered the parking lot in bird seed.
Feb 18 2012 2:52PM
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OssargYormada
Posts: 671 - Karma: 186
spit on their shoes!
Feb 18 2012 3:04PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 323
get hundreds of plastic forks, stick them prongs first into their lawn, then twist the handles off leaving only the prongs dug into the ground. such a bitch to get out
Feb 18 2012 3:13PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
salt works wonders in grass. by wonders i mean kills it. completely
Feb 18 2012 5:00PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
hahahahahaha laughed so hard. Click for larger image
Ned - did you really have to salt the earth, so nothing would ever grow again?
Homer - heheh, yeah.
Feb 18 2012 5:04PM
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SamwiseTheGamgee
Posts: 686 - Karma: 817
get thousands of little dixie cups, fill them all with water, and place them so that it covers the ENTIRE floor of all of their houses. they won't be able to walk anywhere
Feb 18 2012 5:14PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Give them a REAL tee pee: You steal one of their t-shirts and bring it home. Get really dehydrated and eat some asparagus then pee all over the shirt . Once it dries return it to his drawer. That'll show them
Feb 18 2012 5:15PM
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Lolocaust.
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 512
Take a fat shit on their yard.
A FAT shit.
Feb 18 2012 5:17PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
put on boot on their cars
Feb 18 2012 5:19PM
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GayWolf420
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Blow up their house and fuck their mom.
Feb 18 2012 5:25PM
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HoneyBadger
Posts: 998 - Karma: 234
Tee pee them with used toilet paper. Gross + mess + possible disease = win
Feb 18 2012 5:29PM
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Squeenerd
Posts: 731 - Karma: 186
t.p. their house and then spray all the toilet paper with a hose.
Feb 18 2012 5:30PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
get a bunch of your friends to dress up like ghosts (just throw a sheet over your head and cut eye holes) and burn a cross in their yard its hilarious

Feb 18 2012 5:39PM
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Bateman
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yeah, or burn a lower case "t".













for time to leave.
Feb 18 2012 5:40PM
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ryan.c
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jolly ranchers stick to cars pretty well too...
Feb 18 2012 5:45PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
Get some marijuana plants, plant then in their front lawn, call cops. The rubber band idea is pretty awesome too
Feb 18 2012 6:41PM
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teleRADo
Posts: 357 - Karma: 36
Glue little green army men all over the sidewalk/walkway up to his house. They don't really go anywhere.

Rub a bar of soap on car/house windows, they turn pretty much opaque. That's a classic.
Seran wrap around their car is another classic.

Take your car jack, jack up his car, get the wheel off, lay it under the frame of the car, lower the car back down onto the wheel. Repeat for all 4 wheels.

Shaving cream on all the car windows is another good one, but make sure you put a bunch in/on/all over the door handles too.

If they are rich and have a fountain or whatever on their property, throw some detergent in the water. Foambubbles everywhere.
Feb 18 2012 7:10PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
TP their house but then douse water on it so it sucks dick to clean up
Feb 18 2012 7:13PM
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Blurst
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Fuck their sisters.
Feb 18 2012 7:14PM
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Banane.
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Sugar in their gas tank
Feb 18 2012 7:17PM
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Parks.
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Lol u posted the same thing on 2 different threads.
Feb 18 2012 7:17PM
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Blurst
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I would probably just fuck their sister
Feb 18 2012 7:17PM
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Parks.
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Agreed...
Feb 18 2012 7:18PM
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ALaw
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burn their house down
Feb 18 2012 7:22PM
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Montville57
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Buy a giant bag of salt then spread all over their lawn... It seriously won't grow back for years
Feb 18 2012 8:51PM
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shocker611
Posts: 2599 - Karma: 423
poop in a brown bag, light it on fire on their doorstep, ring their doorbell like hell and watch for the lols
Feb 18 2012 9:27PM
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andybob
Posts: 474 - Karma: 35
Try and find some free porn mag subscriptions or something and have them mailed to their houses.
Feb 18 2012 10:04PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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rent a payloader from home depot and pick up some heavy duty straps while youre there. roll down the windows of one of their cars and put the straps through the windows and out the other side, and connect them above the roof using 2 carabiners. attach the carabiners to the bucket of the payloader and lift there car off the ground a couple of feet.
Feb 18 2012 10:24PM
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twsnow22
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in that order.
Feb 18 2012 10:41PM
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northeast
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SEND THOSE FUCKERS BOXES. it actually works. i can't believe nobody abuses the ability to have boxes sent anywhere for FREE from USPS.
Feb 18 2012 10:44PM
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Big.L
Posts: 703 - Karma: 15
Let a grizzly bear or two lose inside their houses, would be EPIC
Feb 18 2012 10:54PM
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Spinoza
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Explain please
Feb 19 2012 7:10PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
make a giant drawing, in salt, of a penis on their lawn.
Feb 19 2012 7:12PM
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,219
Go into their house and glue EVERYTHING! Glue his toothbrush, deodorant, toothpaste, hair gel, hair brush, EVERYTHING into one big pile so when he wants to use something he has to pick up the whole thing. Glue his remote on the table facing away from the tv. glue the toilet seat lid down.
Also, let us know when you end up doing. With photos.
Feb 19 2012 7:18PM
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ChuckTesta
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hahaha this lol
Feb 19 2012 7:20PM
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alexg1687
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Dig a penis into the lawn. About half a foot deep and maybe 20 ft long. Make sure you get rid of the soil. That way they'll have to go to the trouble of finding soil to fill it in.

If not then just put a mattress in their pool. Takes a crane to get it out.
Feb 19 2012 7:24PM
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alexg1687
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Or throw eggs at their house. Brick shaped eggs. Make of brick.
Feb 19 2012 7:27PM
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