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2 Waiters & 2 Waitresses need for a private adult party

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ryano
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http://denver.craigslist.org/fbh/2855450416.html

SOMEONE in COLORADO PLEEEASE do this...

a job ad in denver.

take a go pro, and report back to use.

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"So it is time again for my wife and I to have our annual St. patrick's day party. We are looking for two waiters and two waitresses for the party. But please read the rest of the story as Paul harvey would have said. This is Swingers party and we do 6 of them a year. The waiters and waitress must work in the nude basicly. you will be wearing an apron and flip flops. This again is a swingers party and the guests are all Bi sexual so you must also be comfortable with this type of life style. You are not expected to interact with the guests but you are here for eye candy so you need to be comfortable with the situation very out going in your personality so you can get them drinks and food and wait on them. Needless to say the guest will also be naked. If this sound good ot you hit me back iwth a photo of you and tellme somethign about you. "
Feb 17 2012 10:53PM
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soulskier
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i expected a lame punch line, you exceeded all expectations
Feb 17 2012 10:54PM
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1337
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funny, I got an invite to that same party!
Feb 17 2012 10:55PM
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El.Guapo
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does anyone have solid 7's number? she would be a hot waitress
Feb 17 2012 10:57PM
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PJS.
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the ECBat signal is suddenly white against the clouds...
Feb 17 2012 10:58PM
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saskskierftw
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Quite the party. I'm 16, can I go? Be swinging with some MILF's....
Feb 17 2012 10:59PM
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Milksteak
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holy shit, someone hop on this.
Feb 17 2012 11:03PM
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californiagrown
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that actually sounds pretty dope.

i would ask for their picture as well...im not down for an obese swinger party.
Feb 17 2012 11:04PM
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[evan]
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Just what i was thinking.


This is the true test ECB, its time to take it to the next level.
Feb 17 2012 11:13PM
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steep
Posts: 6063 - Karma: 297
Some one do this! Annnnnd you get 25.00$ an hour plus tips, pretty good
Feb 17 2012 11:17PM
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geteducated
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i'm positive it's missing a 'find humor in the little things' quote in there somewhere.
Feb 17 2012 11:17PM
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SKI.ING
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threads
Feb 17 2012 11:18PM
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Billek
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I already have her booked for my own St. Patric's day get together.
Feb 17 2012 11:22PM
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El.Guapo
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damn.
Feb 17 2012 11:23PM
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kvan
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Ryan I think we should give Matt and Pepper a call
Feb 20 2012 10:29AM
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GeneralT
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dooooooo it
Feb 20 2012 11:21AM
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Lucas
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Ecb
Feb 20 2012 11:33AM
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ryano
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i tried persuading pepper to do it.
Feb 20 2012 11:34AM
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japanada
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Sounds like easy money and would probably end up with you in a huge orgy. Win win in my book.
Feb 20 2012 11:35AM
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kvan
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I think hes well suited for the job. What did he say?
Feb 20 2012 11:40AM
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ryano
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i dont remember. he gave me an excuse tho..
Feb 20 2012 11:43AM
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snowisholywater
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getting involved in a bi-sexual orgy doesn't sound like a win for a straight male. But if you're not then just forget what I just said
Feb 20 2012 11:47AM
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snowisholywater
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getting involved in a bi-sexual orgy doesn't sound like a win for a straight male. But if you're not then just forget what I just said
Feb 20 2012 11:47AM
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Jib-Ninja
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WTF? how has nobody jumped onto this? If i lived on colorado i would have booked this shit the first day i saw it. You get to show off your sexy bod and probobly have sex with some milfs....id be so down. shit i would do it for free.
Feb 20 2012 11:49AM
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japanada
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Do you know what a swinger party is? You couldnt get down tag teaming a chick? Sorry for you man. They are prolly some of the most accepting people youll ever meet. I worked with a 50yo guy who regularly attended these kind of things with his wife. Straight as an arrow.
Feb 20 2012 12:32PM
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snowisholywater
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yeah no disrespect to the people that do it it's just i wouldn't be a fan of men having sex together right next to me. Guess its an opinion.
Feb 20 2012 12:44PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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I'm with you, dude. I don't think I could work the second a dude starts blowing/nailing another dude.
Feb 20 2012 12:48PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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so are you guys all bisexual or do you just not know how to read?
Feb 20 2012 12:51PM
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Alehandro
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This
Feb 20 2012 12:59PM
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ECB
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I applied, sent nudes to the guy, only problem is I live far away, so I told him if he can guarantee I will make just enough for the airfare, i'll do it


I'm waiting on a response
Feb 20 2012 1:01PM
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ryano
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this is what you have to look forward to.

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Feb 20 2012 1:03PM
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ECB
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getting thumbed in the arsehole? If that's the case I think the pictures of my poophole I attached to the email should work in my favor then
Feb 20 2012 1:06PM
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why
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just burst out laughing. thanks ecb
Feb 20 2012 1:11PM
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ryano
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i really do hope you sent an email. and if you did. you have to post the reply.
Feb 20 2012 1:12PM
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kvan
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This could get entertaining really fast
Feb 20 2012 1:13PM
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ECB
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getting thumbed in the arsehole? If that's the case I think the pictures of my poophole I attached to the email should work in my favor then
Feb 20 2012 1:14PM
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derbski
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Your sexual promiscuity is quite disturbing when paired with your icon of a 14-ish year old Miley Cyrus
Feb 20 2012 1:17PM
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why
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your should forward me that email
Feb 20 2012 1:18PM
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geteducated
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ecb's comments would only be have as disturbingly hilarious if he didn't have that icon.
Feb 20 2012 3:17PM
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geteducated
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half. got owned by auto correct
Feb 20 2012 3:18PM
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Petersaurusrex
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So you get a minimum of $125 dollars plus tips and you probably get to nail some MILFS... Who would say no?
Feb 20 2012 3:22PM
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gnarshrelpt
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this sounds like a no brainer til a dude shoves his thumb up your ass
Feb 20 2012 3:37PM
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Anathema
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what you've never been naked with someone at a party?

what kind of parties do you go to..
Feb 20 2012 3:40PM
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northeast
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i came in here to post this.
Feb 20 2012 3:50PM
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Uah
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Feb 20 2012 3:59PM
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Lucas
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Lololol
Feb 20 2012 6:38PM
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JIBpsy^^
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if i were 18 and were allowed to carry a small hatchet i would do this.
Feb 20 2012 6:53PM
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J_Christoph
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hahaha well theyve got quite a shindig planned
Feb 20 2012 6:59PM
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