Secrets the Ski Industry People Won't Tell You

also at Saddleback, i think, my cousin worked 198 hours and then got injured on the job (broken collarbone) and they still wouldn't give him any kind of discount on his season pass when they told him he would qualfy at 200 hours.

well aren't you just a saint.

Haha fuck that. If I pay you for food and it gets to my house cold, you better believe that shit is coming out of your paycheck, because I sure as fuck did not pay for cold food. Drive faster or change your delivery radius.

I had a girlfriend who worked at a daycare. She hated kids, like HATED kids.

i heard about a guy one time who worked at a daycare and came in your kids

Secrets lawyers won't tell you. From an almost lawyer.

1. Your stuff is not confidential, we talk about it with colleagues all the time.

2. We overcharge.

3. We count way more hours then what we actually do. Or we ad the work our intern did (copying things) to my workload. When we say that we were "investigating" we were actually on lunch break from your money of course.

4. We round up our hours and then add one or two extra.

5. We always win even if you lose since we still get payed. (Most of the time)

6. Most lawyers won't care about your case and just pretend to care. Being a lawyer is a lot like people throwing money at you for simple tasks.

7. The fancier the facade of an lawyers office the more likely he is only in it for the money.

8. We are (almost) all in it for the money.

9. The best lawyers usually aren't the guys who dress like a dandy with Italian suits, leather German attache cases and Montblanc pens, they are usually the more quiet bloke in an relatively pricey but ill-fitting suit.

half of the price of your lift ticket goes to insurance....

only problem is that you arent a lawyer.

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Wut

This guy...

what do have when a lawyer is buried up to their neck in sand?

Not enough sand

Parents used to work at a ski area Ski areas don't make shit for money. Like 75% of the yearly totals end up into snowmaking and insurance. That's if they even make money

Just thought of something which should go in here. Armada are awful at lining up the topsheets when laying up their skis and so a shop tech who doesnt check that the marks are the same on both skis could have could mount your bindings around 2cm different between skis. Line are really good at getting them lined up which suggests k2 would be aswell.