EXCUSE ME 38 1/4 YEAR OLD great god mufago plays chess with you subconscious. he speaks of yellow capricorn leprechauns and the godless flying salmon. buffalosoldiersupercalifrajelisticexpialadosciousbroskisavalanchecenterdogbone. tell me the definitions of which i ask. jib cats.-loganimlach
"YOU ARE THE BIGGEST STUPID, MOST NARROW-MINDED PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN, NOT ONLY ARE YOU A COMPLETE JACKASS FUCKING IDIOT, YOU DESERVE TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE FOR WHAT YOU JUST WROTE, I SWEAR IF YOU WERE IN FRONT OF MY RIGHT NOW I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE THEN BEAT YOU WITH AN ALUMINUM BAT, AND SHOVE MY TENNIS RAQUET UP YOUR TIGHT ASSHOLE BECAUSE OF HOW IGNORANT YOU ARE"
you play so much call of duty, it is sad and disturbing. every single time i'm online, you are on and you prestige so many times within the first like 15 minutes a game has been released. i don't know how you have time to sleep and i'm scared to know how many hours you have logged
haha, dude you have a dragonball z character as your name and icon...wouldn't be throwing the "then I turned 12" jokes around
"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse"
This is fucking stupid, no one cares you got your feelings hurt, go cut your wrists somewhere else. - Balto
Alright shunew first your your gonna stop bitching then go to your fucking room and start brainstorming ways to become less of a shunew cause you sound like the biggest fucking shunew iv ever met. - LevelFour
i don't have any, but i have a friend, who by the way has the youtube channel community gwks, who routinely gets five or six nukes in a night....
Snarf Snarf, What are we going to do, Snarf Snarf
"i put both feet in front of me and grind the rail on my nutsack" -nebula, on how to hit a rail
"My uncle Roy shared a beer with me. I drank it, and I was so excited I fell alseep. I must have tossed and turned something fierce because when I woke up my pants were off. Never saw much of uncle Roy after that. Turns out we weren't even related."-TheFap