"Anyways, threads for eheath loses 30 pounds, removes the dick out of his ass, gets laid, orders weightwatchers, gets a degree from college that can be applied to a job, learns how to ski and douches. Until then, continue" -ECB
"I am an artist. My skis are my paintbrush and the mountains are my canvas" -Garrett Russell
Nothing ruins the moment quite like a chemical burn on your dick. -BigJew
"YOU ARE THE BIGGEST STUPID, MOST NARROW-MINDED PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN, NOT ONLY ARE YOU A COMPLETE JACKASS FUCKING IDIOT, YOU DESERVE TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE FOR WHAT YOU JUST WROTE, I SWEAR IF YOU WERE IN FRONT OF MY RIGHT NOW I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE THEN BEAT YOU WITH AN ALUMINUM BAT, AND SHOVE MY TENNIS RAQUET UP YOUR TIGHT ASSHOLE BECAUSE OF HOW IGNORANT YOU ARE"