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I remember my first beer(seriously)

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SKETCHY_D
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we all ways say the comment i remember my first beer to anyones drinking stories but true question, does anyone actually remember there first beer?
Feb 2 2012 7:20PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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My first beer was when I was 10 or 11 during the super bowl. Mother left an un-opened fosters sitting by the couch and my wandering fingers couldn't help but pry open the tab and poor the cold, crisp, frothy brew down my throat and into my belly. First time I got a buzz too!
Feb 3 2012 12:39AM
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scratchproteen
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Holy shit, I haven't seen you post in forever unless I just never see it, old school NS right here.
Feb 3 2012 12:44AM
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hot.pocket
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Yes, yes i do. In mexico, 18 years old, with my family, then switched to vodka cranberries after that and dont remember much
Feb 3 2012 3:29AM
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Willard
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In 7th or 8th grade we took some of my friends warm BudLight from his basement. I dont even remember if i finished it or not because of how bad it was...Still hate BudLight to this day
Feb 3 2012 10:52AM
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Mike-O
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New Year's Eve, still in elementary school, so maybe 5th or 6th grade, let's say 11-years-old anyway. We were shooting rockets and whatnot in a nearby forest meadow, looking down over a rock face below which was some guy's house and backyard. Suddenly they started shouting "More! More!" and we gave them a good show when they, a party of maybe six people, asked us to come over.

They proceeded to give us each two beers and some... rum? Or whiskey? My memory is a bit faded, but it tasted horrible yet made us feel so fucking badass. After that we clucked down our beers and got pseudo-drunk, rolling around in the snow and just laughing away right when the clock hit midnight and all the rockets, bombs and whatnots started going off - it was great.
Feb 3 2012 11:02AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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im pretty sure i didnt finish it.
Feb 3 2012 11:44AM
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MountainManDan
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I was in 8th grade, and my stepsister and I stole some Bud Light and Everclear from my dad's house. We went on a camping trip with our family, and when everyone was gone, we found some random girls' from the campground, and we all got drunk together. Then My stepsister and I stole a boat, drove it across the lake, found some cliffs, and I jumped off of them naked.
Feb 3 2012 11:59AM
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GayWolf420
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My friend did this to our friend. Got him super trashed and hooked up with the girl our completely shitfaced friend was going to. Total dick move.
Feb 3 2012 12:10PM
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sniche
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My first beer was the first time a got wasted. 14 Years old, 8th Grade and REAL FIRST TIME EXPERIENCE. My Senior Brother, and Junior sister had a rager at my house and all there friends were like, LETS GET THIS KID WASTED! I got fucked up, shots, beer, smoked my first couple cigs, smoked a dube for the first time, and swallowed a bunch of chew cuz I didnt know how the fuck to do it.....yacked my brains out in the morning.

will never forget
Feb 3 2012 12:23PM
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Mr.Turtle
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first time i remember was in the dominican republic over spring break sophomore year of high school. we were at an all inclusive resort which stocked our mini fridge with beer and soda daily, every day i removed the beer and hid it in my dresser so my parents wouldn't take it. then at night once they were asleep id smuggle them all into the bar and watched the stanley cup playoffs shitfaced with a bunch of canadians
Feb 3 2012 12:42PM
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MNS
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I guess americans start drinking so old due to the legal age being 21?
Feb 3 2012 1:48PM
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PopsicleStand
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your parents knew, and were letting this happen so they could have wild passionate monkey sex without you around.

I can't remember mine. My parents used to give me a beer every few months or so probably starting around 14.
Feb 3 2012 1:52PM
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no_steeze
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i know that i didn't get drunk the first time i had a beer, i stuck to just one, thus i remembered it, but i can't remember exactly when it was. i think it may have been when i was like 14
Feb 3 2012 1:58PM
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SKETCHY_D
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this thread has been suprisingly succesful, i was expecting a bunch of smart ass answers from 14 year olds, thanks for the stories guys, there fun to read!
Feb 3 2012 1:59PM
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PopsicleStand
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Agreed.

I was thinking though one of the first beers I remember was camping in upstate NY in the adirondacks in an unfinished cabin. We had gotten a hold of some coors lights. We were grilling steaks and sitting by a fire in the winter, it had to have been -10 out. Listening to led zeppelin, just chilling man. Deer walking by in the field in front of the cabin in the dusk. I miss those days sometimes.
Feb 3 2012 2:04PM
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FLBP
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Hmm.. My first drink was with an older girl I really liked during my sophomore year, we were hanging out after school and she couldn't believe I'd never been drunk, so she kept throwing different kinds of alcohol my way, I think I had a few Sparxx then a couple shots out of her parents liquor stash, then she had to take her cat to the vet for a checkup and I was stumbling around the vet's office talking about taking care of her pussy..
First beer was with the same girl and we camped out behind her house with a group of like 10 people.
She was kind of a bad influence.
Feb 3 2012 2:19PM
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GayWolf420
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Oh and this past summer was my first beer drinking experience. My sister was back from college on spring break with a bunch of her ski team friends and we all got plastered with my parents. It was a kick-ass time.
Feb 3 2012 2:25PM
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Tent
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I was 13, at my cottage
Feb 3 2012 2:53PM
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Raz.
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I feel sort of ganked out of the "first beer" experience. everybody else I was with was at least 30, so they had ALLLLLL drank before.
Feb 3 2012 3:03PM
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Willgum
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Where is this said convenience store/does it still not id? Haha i live right by j town and im short on beer
Feb 3 2012 3:50PM
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OGHolliday
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First beer was fall of freshman year, in high school, poorly mixed with a large selection of other random shit from my friends parents liquor cabinet. I ended up puking and passing out, my friends who were also trashed couldnt find me and got really really stressed out. All I remember is them coming into the bathroom relieved and slightly pissed when they found me. I threw up in the sink and it wouldnt go down so I scooped it up with a cup into the toilet. I left the cup on the sink and later that night one of my friends got a class of water using that same cup. Needless to say I felt like shit and swore I would never drink again. This lasted a solid year and a half until late in my sophomore year.
Feb 3 2012 4:20PM
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Mike-O
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Wait, you injected marijuana before inhaling beer?

Is this common?
Feb 3 2012 4:21PM
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jayo.
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lol no way. most kids start drinking in middle school or high school.
Feb 3 2012 4:50PM
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shocker611
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first time drinking was with my older sister in aruba at a sean kingston concert on the beach. Pretty awesome first time i'd say
Feb 3 2012 6:40PM
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dmc12380
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First full beer was a Red Stripe in 8th grade, spring break in Jamaica.

First time drunk was summer between 8th and 9th grade me and a friend stole my parents vodka and mixed it with milk and got drunk in my basement.
Feb 3 2012 8:25PM
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yuck
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cant recall my first beer. my first time drinking i remember, but it wasnt beer
Feb 3 2012 8:27PM
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chickenonabun
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My dad let me have a sip of this mexican stuff called tectate on a cruise in freshman year spring break, I thought "WTF is this shit?"
Feb 3 2012 8:35PM
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PON3
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Kegger at a fraternity 4 years ago.
Feb 3 2012 8:36PM
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