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Dont know how I will last

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DaveM
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No fap february has been reall hard for me already. I think that I may have a serious fap addiction as right now I am sweating and almost going through withdrawl just thinking about fapping.

Anyone else having this issue?
Feb 2 2012 9:38AM
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Spinoza
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hahaha,     it will all be worth it in the end.
...just dont have any big meals before going to bed   ;)
Feb 2 2012 9:40AM
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Mike-O
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Well, if you're not getting any action on the side, just hold out, you'll splooge yourself in a hot as fuck wet dream anyway in a couple of nights time.
Feb 2 2012 9:41AM
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Mike-O
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And besides, you're a 2000-year-old shaman, you should know this.
Feb 2 2012 9:42AM
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Spinoza
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doesnt that defeat the purpose?
Feb 2 2012 9:43AM
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I_Am_Mod
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polewhacking the hamwallet =/= fapping
Feb 2 2012 9:49AM
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Mike-O
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There's a difference between holding out on sex and holding out on masturbation.
Feb 2 2012 9:50AM
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Huck_Norris
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Wait so what's the point?
Feb 2 2012 9:53AM
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Shza.
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Get a girlfriend, PROBLEM SOLVED.
Feb 2 2012 10:10AM
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Relish_man
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If only that were 100% true... fuck only getting some on weekends
Feb 2 2012 10:14AM
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no_steeze
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i was all set to last since this is the month i'm away from my girlfriend and then on skype last night she rips her pants off and starts playing with herself and there's no resisting that
Feb 2 2012 10:18AM
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Blurst
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Ya I saw that. Really didnt make me comfrotable with your relationship at the time
Feb 2 2012 12:40PM
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Spinoza
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It should be 100% hold out, Otherwise not an accomplishment and not impressive
Feb 2 2012 12:43PM
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Mike-O
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Fuck that, even getting all the sex I want/need I'm still down for a fappity fap.
Feb 2 2012 12:46PM
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Spinoza
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Lol well that's nice for you. But going a month without it does not impress me if you it some sort of " fapper" to do it for you
Feb 2 2012 12:48PM
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.Apex.
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THIS THREAD IS SILLY

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Feb 2 2012 12:53PM
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Mike-O
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"Seeing as most of NS is 13, this should be a long month. the only rule is that you cannot jerk it. "

I don't think the idea of this whole thing was to impress you in particular.
Feb 2 2012 12:54PM
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Spinoza
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By impressive I was implying that it was some sort of challenge
Feb 2 2012 12:56PM
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no_steeze
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i don't get it...
Feb 2 2012 1:03PM
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Lé.Skiing
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here's something I made with some extra time so everyone who is participating can like the fb page made for this...
http://www.facebook.com/pages/No-Fap-February/277219662345804?skip_nax_wizard=true

Show people you're up for the challenge on fb.. hahaha



Feb 2 2012 1:03PM
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DaveM
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Good point, wet dreams don't count as faps. Theres no stopping me now!!!
Feb 2 2012 1:27PM
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MilfHunter777
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Or a hooker. Hookers are decently cheap these days if you're not looking for style. Its all about durability in todays economy.
Feb 2 2012 1:38PM
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rudager
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It's only day two... I think I can make it to Saturday when I see the lady
Feb 2 2012 1:40PM
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I_Am_Mod
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this is where you're wrong ...
and god i love this song!

Feb 2 2012 1:43PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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that. why would i stop fapping just because i'm getting laid?
Feb 2 2012 1:47PM
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Mike-O
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Gotta be careful though, some chicks are lunatics.

My friend's ex was a psycho and believed it was her right to "get every bit of semen out of him" or shit like that, swearing she would fuck him up if she found out he'd been releasing some pressure on his own, and she was the aggressive type who would come at you with a fucking fireaxe if in a passionate/rage mode.

Their relationship didn't last too long.
Feb 2 2012 1:52PM
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Shza.
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How do you not realize someone is that crazy before you start dating them?
Feb 2 2012 1:53PM
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I_Am_Mod
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aww man, i love the dominatrix type :P
Feb 2 2012 1:54PM
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Mike-O
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Crazy is not a one-way street. It can be unseen, gradual, sporadic or nearly nonexistent. But it's still crazy and when the crazy comes out, by Satan it comes out.
Feb 2 2012 1:57PM
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no_steeze
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i don't have the time or energy to fap when i'm with my girlfriend. mainly since we see eachother for short periods of time so we try to maximize on time together and sex, but if she left for 20 mins i don't think i could squeeze one out, since chances are we just had sex and were about to again

maybe when we spend more time together this summer i'll be able to get in some tactical faps, but sounds unnecessary

i could superman her while she sleeps
Feb 2 2012 2:14PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Feb 2 2012 2:17PM
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no_steeze
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March 1st, the remaining 1 NS'er who successfully completed no fap February:

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Feb 2 2012 2:21PM
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I_Am_Mod
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Fapruary 29th:
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Feb 2 2012 2:26PM
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Blurst
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excellent
Feb 2 2012 2:28PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Feb 2 2012 2:34PM
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Anathema
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it feels like my internal chemistry is off.. like the hormones secreted by a daily wad are triggering some sort of emotional stress.
Feb 2 2012 2:40PM
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maximiliaan
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Feb 2 2012 2:44PM
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PJS.
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repost, but I can't imagine any other way to reply to that.
Feb 2 2012 2:45PM
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