I just watched a clip of some old dude licking his Volkswagon bug on Nat Geo. if you were an objectem sexual, what would be your object of desire? ? OTHER THAN A FLESHLIGHT.
Object sexuality or objectum sexuality, in German objektophil (OS),  is a pronounced emotional and often romantic desire towards developing significant relationships with particular inanimate objects. Those individuals with this expressed preference may feel strong feelings of attraction, love, and commitment to certain items or structures of their fixation. For some, sexual or even close emotional relationships with humans are incomprehensible. Object-sexual individuals also often believe in animism, and sense reciprocation based on the belief that objects have souls, intelligence, feelings, and are able to communicate. Contrary to sexual fetishism, the object to an OS person is viewed as their partner and not as a means to an end to enhance a human sexual relationship.