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need to get my room mate back big time

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freeskiing04
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my room mate got this kid on the floor to bring his huge amp and blast the guitar when i fell asleep by the TV earlier today. everyone was standing there as i woke up. how do i get him back?
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Sep 17 2004 10:50PM
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skiierman
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^ On that blocking the car in note, one of the kids on our team had to leave the spaghetti dinner early so while he was inside eating, we placed 3 cars around his completely blocking it in. Needless to say he was a second away from turning the driveway into a demo derby.



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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Sep 19 2004 2:03PM
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aggro_sk8
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my friends did that to a teacher, except they parked 6 inches from her doors on either side so she couldnt get to the door handle much less get in. she wasnt thrilled
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Sep 19 2004 2:09PM
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Enthuzed
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put a bomb in his back pack
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Sep 19 2004 2:55PM
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aggro_sk8
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^hahaha, hyuck!
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Sep 19 2004 3:36PM
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skiierman
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Hahaha he will be walkin to class thinking hes the coolest dude around, 'Wooord man, whud up. I am so very cool. Hey whats u-' BOOOOOM!!!



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Sep 20 2004 2:27PM
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skierdudeguy
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and then the chick he likes si gonna be like 'ewwwwwwwwwww guts!'


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Sep 20 2004 7:49PM
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Joe.
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any update? but hte porno mags all over hte floor was a good idea......blast music in his face when hes asleep...shart in his face




my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair
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Sep 20 2004 7:58PM
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Enthuzed
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Go coulombine on his ass
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Sep 20 2004 8:01PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
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did somebody suggest sharting in his face?

What the fuck is that??
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Sep 20 2004 8:06PM
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skiierman
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^ shitting son... shitting...



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Sep 20 2004 8:10PM
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fourdskate
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put nair in his shampoo
'I would do it, but i threw my back out humpin your mom last night, nooch'-Jason Mewes
Sep 20 2004 8:14PM
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Joe.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 24
shit + fart = shart....like a wet fart or seomthing like you know




my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair
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Sep 20 2004 8:31PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
if you've sharted yourself, you've tried to fart but accidentally shit your pants instead.
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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.
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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
Sep 20 2004 8:49PM
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publicenemy6917
Posts: 223 - Karma: 11
give him a buttercup , eat some enchaladas ,work up a mean stink and then drop it in his waterbottle or half drink so when he opens it to take a swig hes greeted by a fresh taste of ur ass, BONUS the stank works into any liquid. do it multiple times to let him kno whos boss




the other day i was driving with my buddy and he hits a racoon as he turns around to look at it he hits a couple of woodchucks it was classic , he is now known as the terminator- #200
Sep 20 2004 8:55PM
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skiierman
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^ Oh man we did this in another version to some nasty ass girl. Burped in a plastic bag and told her it was helium (she isn't too smart either) and she huffed that thing down!



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Sep 23 2004 7:39PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
ah, i get it now!

You can smoke bomb your room, but it's your room too so that would kinda suck...

There's always the creative drug and illicit goods plant though! Never fails!
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Sep 23 2004 7:58PM
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WIfreeskier
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if you really wanted to get her back bad, this would be disgusting but you could do it...
Pack up a bowl of shit, then put enough weed on top to make it look like a full bowl of pot, then get her to hit it first, and alas, she has smoked the poop
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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.
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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
Sep 23 2004 9:30PM
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Enthuzed
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 740
haha or put heroin somewhere where a cop would find it or stuff the car with illegal stuff then make a car bomb then sen his computer a virus then kill him then dump on his chest and rape him!!
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Sep 23 2004 9:33PM
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freestyler540
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how about taping him to his bed with serinrap?
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Call the fattest uglyest girl in the school and say that your roomate has an 'unnatural crush'for her.
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Sep 24 2004 7:18AM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,266
i just read all these and i think the best was the gay porno mag idea. right when his parents show up put them under his bend or somewhere close to where he sleeps




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Sep 24 2004 8:26AM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18

i'd go wit hthe saran wrap idea. then somehow make him think theres a fire on your floor. he'll never screw with you again.
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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

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Sep 24 2004 11:34AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
haha, combo. i like the gay porn idea also... its the bestest...


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Sep 24 2004 11:44AM
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