bitches love it when they can see my dick bulging against my outerwear. they are all like "is that a sandwhich for later?" and im all like "no, that is my massive penis sandwiched between the tight fabric of my pants and my inner thigh" - pomme-de-terre
.... This is why Obama is going to serve a second term lol
"guys.... my ass hurts"
"YO YO KNOW I SMOKE DA DANKEST HERBS IM TALKING STRAIGHT KALI KUSH YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING NIGGA I SMOKE MAD BLUNTZ ALL DAY WIZ KHALIFA IS MY LIFE NIGGA SO ONE DAY IM ROLLING WIFF MY HOMIEZ AND DEM NIGGA 5-0 BE LIKE SHIT NIGGA THROW OUT THAT ROACH BUT MY BOY SPIT BACK SOME FAT RHYMES YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING HE BE LIKE FUCK DA POLICE" -Flying~Squirrel