Man Logic

although this thread seems to have backfired, the diagram of the male brain with the toilet aiming cell was priceless.

Haha I witnessed one today. It was actually an NSer.

guy: dude, Haley texted me last night for the first time in a long time.

Me: No way? That's weird.

Guy: yeah dude, we texted until 1 in the morning. I think i'm gonna get it in.

Me: Male logic...

It was weird because i read this thread right before he said that.

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Lol'd, but not really man logic. I see way more chicks with hair like this.

It's man logic in the way that guy's think it will get them laid.

And it works.

I rode through a mud puddle a couple days ago, resulted in mud all over my jeans. Today, they're clean.

I loled

This is spot on

Holy shit.

glad I'm not the only one

Bwahahahahaha, oh Malik...

this thread is going places

well put

i laughed so hard. hahaahaahaaaa story of my fucking life.

man logic:

 me : *le me being nice to a guy*

guy: *zomg will you go out with me!!!*

-.-

hahahahahaha relatable

holy

man logic
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magic

You shouldn't lead people on...

lol

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Seriously, if you're gonna be nice you might as well let him be nice and take you out for steak and a BJ

she's in the friendzone because she's ugly, but i'm in the friendzone because she's crazy.

not man logic I guess, but its not women logic either. WHERE TO POST IT?!

We should totes make an Asexual Logic thread.

beep beep is what made that funny

The translation wasn't needed. Every guy knows what that conversation meant.

haha damnit all the funny things I post arent really man logic, but I thought this was kind of cute (:

awwh sam

"her boobs are saggy and shes chubby" #manlogic

















































haters gonna hate.

Do you have real friends? Fuck.

this is more like society logic.

threads

Hahahahahahahahaha me in 6th grade health

Dear pinknames please read this!

PS i don't know if re-post but i don't care

rules.

Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present again!

Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

We don't remember dates. . . .Period!!

Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!!

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)

BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know, it's like camping

All guys know that booze funds are allocated in with buying food, paying rent / bills, buying gas, etc. Thus being broke does not warrant stopping the booze purchasing.

HAHAHA YES

i see nothing wrong with the man logic? seems like it all has to do with sex??

The whole "friend zone" concept is fucking stupid. It just means you are a pussy don't have enough confidence to get women.

hahahaha I think we've all been there. Probably some chicks included.

thats fake i tried it

So much truth in this.