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Woman Logic

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Tonic
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Jan 21 2012 10:55AM
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84891jnf92048
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^ maybe it's because he swallows his tongue every time he makes the "ee" sound.
Apr 26 2012 12:52PM
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no_steeze
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"i don't have time to go to the gym"

2 minutes later

"i have so much free time during reading period i don't wanna study allll dayyy"
Apr 26 2012 12:58PM
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pbandj
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i'm pretty sure it's cause he spends more time playing league of legends than being social.
Apr 26 2012 1:15PM
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gwhitey
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http://thestatetimes.com/content/boy -.-
Apr 27 2012 2:08AM
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Turner.
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I hadn't ever really encountered severe woman logic first hand until I heard a girl give this beauty:

"When I go out I just want to be single, you know, and then when I'm home and I want to cuddle, that's when I love having a boyfriend."

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Should have called her out, was too taken aback, regret it.
Apr 27 2012 2:19AM
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EC-Skier
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wow, this is really just fucked. Basically, "I want to have a boyfriend, but i want him to be ok with me going out without him and also be ok with me hooking up with random guys"

So heres one i was just on the receiving end of. Dating girl, girl seems very happy being with me, last night i do one little thing. She then really really upset and says that she doesnt feel as close to me as she used to and that we should break up and all that.
Girl doesnt act like anything is ever wrong, never complains or says anything that i can fix, then just says everything has gone downhill and its over.

Thanks for the heads up so i could try to fix things.
Apr 27 2012 9:47AM
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razors-chaz
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i wasnt going to post about it but felt you deserved some empathy. similar thing happened to me. was with this girl for 5 months, who was on my course and was sound about dealing with me being away skiing alot and going to snowsports nights, i think everything is great. we get on well we see each other a bunch and she always seems happy then almost exactly 5 months since i met her she says she is breaking up with me because she is uncomfortable with our personality differences, our circle of friends, her smoking and being constantly broke and differences in what we are putting into the relationship (in that i treated her like a princess, but not like servant to her) and that i can do better. So basically ive been everything she could want but she cant handle that we're different people from different backgrounds. I tried the i dont want any better, i want you. I like that we're different and everythign else but she wasnt having it so just said if i'm not making you happy i would rather see you happy away from me than unhappy with me. Serious case of the woman logics (ps this isn't no hs shit, im 20 and at uni)
Apr 27 2012 11:19AM
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EC-Skier
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thanks man, that sucks. I was talking to my friend who is a girl and she was complaining about her boyfriend. I told her to tell him what she is thinking before things get worse. She said no because she didnt want to upset him. But she is also thinking about breaking up with him, but wont say anything.
WOMEN
Apr 27 2012 11:43AM
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Mr_Bump
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^^^ fine examples of woman's so called 'superior emotional intelligence'
Apr 27 2012 12:23PM
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Mr_Bump
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^^^ fine examples of woman's so called 'superior emotional intelligence'
Apr 27 2012 12:23PM
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daskis
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Ya, okayy lady... whatever you say
Apr 27 2012 2:23PM
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Campeador
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I don't have much sympathy for guys who complain about being "nice guys".

On the same note, I have no sympathy for girls who complain about being used.
Apr 27 2012 2:52PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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woah, sounds serious!
Apr 27 2012 3:28PM
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skithesprings
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Apr 27 2012 3:33PM
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JWoods
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I'm glad that a girl thinks that these things are stupid too, it's like "no you aren't beautiful... You're fat"
Apr 27 2012 3:43PM
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razors-chaz
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haha just trying to differ it from a 14yo's first relationship story
Apr 27 2012 4:02PM
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pbandj
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in my experience, girls who work their ass off to fit into a size 2, generally don't like fatties who claim beauty, almost as much as they don't like girls who don't have to lift a finger to fit into a size 2.
Apr 27 2012 4:09PM
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Bill.Nye
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I love the fat women who claim that they're beautiful because "natural curves" are beautiful. Natural curves ARE beautiful, but that doesn't mean being fat is "natural curves."
Apr 27 2012 5:04PM
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yeahno
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Yeah why do fat women think they're beautiful? They're unhealthy, and need to fix that. That self-confidence is just so they can still pound down a stick of butter a day.
Apr 27 2012 5:36PM
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no_steeze
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her grammar bothers me more than her obnoxious corpulence
Apr 27 2012 7:57PM
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NPF
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just popped up on my news feed...

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Apr 27 2012 9:23PM
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Bill.Nye
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Should reply, "so you don't understand sarcasm?"
Apr 27 2012 9:30PM
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84891jnf92048
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>best friends >fighting >pure hatred >gonna punch/slap her....... c'mon, I'm tryna hang with the both a ya. durnk
Apr 27 2012 9:39PM
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Wall_Nut
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This is truth, although it's usually the other way around. Guy gets repeatedly friendzoned, develops bitter sarcasm.
Apr 27 2012 9:51PM
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FBGM
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Apr 27 2012 11:18PM
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Timmy.
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Apr 27 2012 11:24PM
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Willgum
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then*










:)
Apr 27 2012 11:31PM
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Bill.Nye
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Apr 27 2012 11:37PM
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Timotheezy.
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God damn, just read the whole thread for the first time. Pure Beauty
Apr 28 2012 12:21AM
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Timotheezy.
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God damn, just read the whole thread for the first time. Pure Beauty
Apr 28 2012 12:21AM
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304NordMan
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The first three pages of this thread, I was laughing my ass off. But then it all started building up. And now I feel really, really pissed the fuck off. I'm positive I'm not the only guy in this thread thats been put through every bit of woman bullshit that's been cited here. Fuck bitches. I treat woman with respect because they're people, because they're fellow beings that I live in a society with. Woman treat me like shit because I don't have a fucking eight pack.
Apr 28 2012 12:22AM
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Bill.Nye
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Get money
Apr 28 2012 12:23AM
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Puns
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Want to hear a joke?

Misogyny.
Apr 28 2012 12:31AM
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Bogs
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what about this is woman logic?
Apr 28 2012 1:20AM
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ryantheconnolly
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i was gonna say this earlier. seems like she's trying hard to use big words but i wouldnt say this is women logic
Apr 28 2012 3:28AM
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Downtofilm
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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2909791777862&set=a.1531107471616.78219.1052635290&type=1&theater

They're not together? Or is he just like beyond friend zone?
Apr 29 2012 6:27PM
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yeahno
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Bitch got called a whore, thats it. LOL!
Apr 29 2012 6:48PM
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.AR6rider.
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I bet you wouldn't look twice at that girl with the sign up there either. Don't be a hypocrite, and go to the fucking gym.
Apr 29 2012 6:52PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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I am gladly giving the deflowering of my 2000 post in this thread.
Apr 29 2012 9:02PM
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Dr.Dickless
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I think this brings up an issue more important to society than woman logic
at what point do you stop trying to instill someone with confidence,
and start encouraging them to get healthy for their own sake?
Apr 29 2012 9:24PM
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sleazy
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Not sure guys would get this but this is every girl

sorry if repost!

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Apr 29 2012 9:34PM
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Anathema
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park the car in first gear because the handbreak might fail when it's in neutral.


WOMAN LOGIC
Apr 29 2012 10:50PM
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dreadyboy
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That's what you're supposed to do...
Apr 29 2012 10:54PM
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Puzzled
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Maybe I've been taught wrong but I believe parking with the handbreak is more wise, in case someone slams your car. Replacing brakes being cheaper than replacing your transmission, does that make sense?
Apr 29 2012 10:56PM
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Anathema
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awww youre supposed to play along. shes gonna read the thread and i was trying to troll her fack hahahaaa
Apr 29 2012 11:02PM
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corona
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if someone ends up moving your car while it's in gear it's just going to turn the engine over, no harm done. (I think)
Apr 29 2012 11:04PM
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BmoChop
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this is actually theoretically an easy question to answer: If someone is unhealthily fat and not depressed, you get that bitch on insanity. If she is fat and depressed, you boost her self confidence...or just show her that working out actually makes you a happier person.


moral of the story: fat people should work out.
Apr 30 2012 1:26AM
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Bill.Nye
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This, and anorexic people should eat a sandwich. You don't need to rebel against society's fucked up views on beauty by going to the opposite extreme and getting fat. Find the happy medium (which is, well, medium).
Apr 30 2012 1:55AM
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Downtofilm
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Logistics
Apr 30 2012 3:46AM
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Goku
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just the name of this makes me mad
Apr 30 2012 2:36PM
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