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Woman Logic

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Tonic
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Jan 21 2012 10:55AM
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bustinthejus
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A girl in my school constantly tweets using hash tags like #skinnygirlproblems, #classygirlproblems, #prettygirlproblems, and constantly talks about how hot and classy she is. Bitch, if you were really classy and hot, you wouldn't have to constantly reassure yourself of the fact.
Jan 24 2012 10:26PM
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snowisfun
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Hahahahahaha this thread is amazing..
Jan 24 2012 10:35PM
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easy.steezy
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My friend on facebook just posted this...

I'm currently stuck in the friendzone with my "bestfriend," and it blows.  I like her so much and treat her like an angel and she gets those same texts ^^  her past couple boyfriends have been absolute douchebags..
Jan 24 2012 10:46PM
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PacificRimJob
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Holy shit, I'm sooo going to use this hahaha.
Jan 24 2012 10:48PM
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FLBP
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too true
Jan 24 2012 10:49PM
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yeahno
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are you "guy i dont like"?
Jan 24 2012 10:49PM
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EC-Skier
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same with me. Not that her boyfriend is a douche right now, i actually like this guy. But i do really care about her and wish she knew
Jan 24 2012 10:50PM
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InFlames
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Don't treat them like a friend. They won't want to be your friend. Make it clear bruh.
Jan 24 2012 10:53PM
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BBfreeski
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Jan 24 2012 10:54PM
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penguiin
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this is fucking gold! makes perfect sense
Jan 24 2012 10:54PM
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easy.steezy
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Not in this exact case, but with the girl I like, yes. 
Jan 24 2012 10:55PM
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PacificRimJob
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MUST. FIND. MOAR. CONTENT.
Jan 24 2012 10:59PM
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yeahno
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Jan 24 2012 11:03PM
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Afeld
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This thread is added to the league of the Chad's gap, pooping the bed & Robe and wizard hat
Jan 24 2012 11:15PM
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mattb912
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Probably the best thread I have ever seen on NS
Jan 24 2012 11:16PM
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.Mouse
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Jan 24 2012 11:53PM
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swagburg
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/451780/
:)
Jan 24 2012 11:59PM
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majesticunicorn
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thought that was dirt on my screen, and there was a picture loading up :(
Jan 25 2012 12:00AM
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PON3
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Not my texts, but yeah........Women logic.
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Jan 25 2012 12:17AM
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chicken
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woman logic is an oxymoron.

much like with quantum mechanics, we must make use of statistics and probability in order to try and understand women.

For example for an average guy like myself, the chances of being an asshole and hooking up with a lady, are low but statistically significant. On the other hand, the chances of me being nice to a lady and hooking up with her are so small that they can be considered zero.
Jan 25 2012 12:20AM
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Brentizzle
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this is one of the few threads I have actually read every single post on all the pages. so legendary. its amazing how many of these I have personally experienced. oh man. i lost it in class so many times today.
Jan 25 2012 12:30AM
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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
dude i totally know the feeling.

Every single one. I'm to damn nice to them.
Jan 25 2012 12:31AM
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Skinsummer
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Jan 25 2012 12:44AM
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El.Guapo
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this is the most true thing ever
Jan 25 2012 12:49AM
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Clark_Griswold
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I just linked this thread to a girl who claimed "all guys are douche bags"
Jan 25 2012 12:55AM
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El.Guapo
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props bro
Jan 25 2012 12:58AM
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penguiin
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oh my god this! fucking brilliant
Jan 25 2012 1:00AM
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Clark_Griswold
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Good thing she already hates me because after reading this I'm sure she would've anyway haha
Jan 25 2012 1:00AM
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Wompuscat
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Yeahhh, honestly some chick pipe in and tell us. What in God's green earth makes somebody who could give a shit less about you attractive. And dont give me that, "thrill of the chase" bullshit because theres no thrill in it when you know all you're going to wind up with is a fuckton of shit you dont want. Its like a god damn rabbit chasing a Tyrannosaurus, it's not going to end well and you damn well know it wont ahead of time.
Jan 25 2012 1:02AM
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Wompuscat
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I meant to quote the texting image. But it was a terrible analogy either way, I'm slightly peeved and my grammar goes down the drain.
Jan 25 2012 1:06AM
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Wompuscat
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I meant to quote the texting image. But it was a terrible analogy either way, I'm slightly peeved and my grammar goes down the drain.
Jan 25 2012 1:06AM
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El.Guapo
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with women logic she will think you like her but your in the friendzone and that your trying to tell her
Jan 25 2012 1:11AM
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las.
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Jan 25 2012 1:11AM
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Steve-Brown
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just read the image url ..... texas bow hunter? haha

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Jan 25 2012 1:13AM
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Radio
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holly fuck, so much truth.
Jan 25 2012 1:13AM
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las.
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leave my pastimes outta this

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Jan 25 2012 1:15AM
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las.
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Jan 25 2012 1:29AM
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Downtofilm
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threads
Jan 25 2012 1:31AM
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PacificRimJob
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Oh god that's just full of dumb. That can't be real.
Jan 25 2012 1:33AM
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Skinsummer
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What a bitch.
Jan 25 2012 1:34AM
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Doug.Dimmadome
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semi-related
Jan 25 2012 1:40AM
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PacificRimJob
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By the way, guys... has any girl ever told you, you should read this?

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Jan 25 2012 1:43AM
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Lolocaust.
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FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS.
Jan 25 2012 1:46AM
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TosenpOOda
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Bump it up
Jan 25 2012 1:50AM
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Powderhauser
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fast thread growth bump
Jan 25 2012 2:01AM
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kuhlkilla
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Just have to tell bitches that you need a "sammich" before you can fix said problem.  Similar to this fellow.

http://youtu.be/0dJu1Jj7VTw
Jan 25 2012 2:14AM
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NSwidow
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Holy shit. This is the worst thing i've ever read. She has set women back 50 years. If a man ever told me i didn't have to work and i could just go 'get my nails done' or 'be a princess' i'd vomit on him then run. I could not care what so ever how much money a guy has, as long as he shreds! That's the only absolute requirement.
Jan 25 2012 2:16AM
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PacificRimJob
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I almost have the feeling it's satire.
Jan 25 2012 2:18AM
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PacificRimJob
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I almost have the feeling it's satire.
Jan 25 2012 2:18AM
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