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PhattTim
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Did you guys know that your balls are lop-sided so that they don't smash together when you walk?? weird huh.

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Jun 9 2002 6:25PM
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Diabhal
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Ya, balls are smart, they rise up if it's cold, and stuff like that.
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Jun 9 2002 6:27PM
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lineskier321
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that is really weird, where did u find that out

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Jun 9 2002 6:27PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
It was in my mates' university biology book, pretty crazy huh, I was like whoa, that's totally shibby, it's mad sweet.

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Jun 9 2002 6:28PM
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Spoon
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Geeze! If everybody on earth was as smart as my testicals, we'd be living in a Utopia...although slightly saggy...
Jun 9 2002 6:30PM
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Canadian_kicker
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thats wierd i've never noticed that before..
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Jun 9 2002 6:31PM
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ski2824
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*checks* the left one is lower
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Jun 9 2002 6:52PM
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tremblantripper
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sonofabitch, thats crazy, your nuts are always slightly colder than the rest of your body too, cuz it produces sperm better

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Jun 9 2002 7:54PM
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nealdawgdiamond
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i thought they were warmer, or like the general area is.


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Jun 9 2002 7:59PM
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tremblantripper
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most of the time they are colder

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Jun 9 2002 8:08PM
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wntrwill
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mine are warmer i put my hands down my pants when my hands are cold.
Jun 9 2002 8:12PM
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nealdawgdiamond
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yeh man thats what im talkin about like when you put your hands down there to heat them up


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Jun 9 2002 8:16PM
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sirjibsalot
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HAHAHA
yeah i knew that.
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Jun 9 2002 8:41PM
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yeti
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wow, some people need to pay attention more in biology class eh? this is all really basic stuff...like elementary school basic.


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Jun 9 2002 9:22PM
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BrodyLeven
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connected to optic nerve?

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Jun 9 2002 9:29PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
haha, I never took biology ever so yeah, I just learnt that in university, haha, all good though, weeeeeee

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Jun 9 2002 9:52PM
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skipimp_
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my balls bang together when i walk.....but i guess dat's jus cuz dey sooo damn huge





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Jun 9 2002 11:06PM
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etom
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Jun 9 2002 11:07PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
my balls are....uh....colder
anyone realize that they arent round either, theyre more like uh, very oval shaped. i tried to switch the sides they were on once but it didnt work, it hurt

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Jun 10 2002 2:36PM
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Capurnicus
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yeah this is basic
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Jun 10 2002 2:53PM
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SVHucker
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yeah I don't think you're supposed to switch their sides, that's bad


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Jun 10 2002 9:50PM
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dspin7x
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oh yea haha damn i would not try to switch sides, they get dangled and cut off circulation
Jun 10 2002 9:51PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
HAHAHA, nipe, LOL!!! not good!! HAHAHA, but funny, haha, that's some mad shiz, lol

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'
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Jun 10 2002 10:37PM
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misty-chick16t
Posts: 272 - Karma: 10
all this sounds painful...... i didnt know there were 'sides' to whatever holds your balls in...

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Jun 10 2002 10:39PM
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Gdawg3
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Scrotum. Scrotum holds your balls in. I learned that from a video in fourth grade. I also learned that big boys were supposed to put on deoderant from that same video. It was something like 'The Joys of Puberty'.


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Jun 10 2002 10:44PM
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misty-chick16t
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oh lord, tell that to this one guy i was forced to dance with one time...... jeeze he smelled like the underside of a rotten......something.... eew..... he was SMELLY...... eewies

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Jun 10 2002 10:47PM
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