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Aviation puns

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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
Considering there is a thread on nautical puns. I made one for aviation http://www.couriermail.com.au/ipad/exhausted-pilots-caused-crash/story-fn6ck55c-1226246856946 I will start us off: thats gonna cost alot of G's to fix maybe he should have been more lifted to fly
Jan 17 2012 12:05PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
that thread made me nautious.
Jan 17 2012 12:19PM
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soulskier
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i feel like a lot of these are going to go wright over everyone's heads
Jan 17 2012 12:31PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Yaw'll just have to keep up.
Jan 17 2012 12:33PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
I really hope this thread takes off.
Jan 17 2012 12:35PM
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TeamJones
Posts: 629 - Karma: 12
Rolling over to aviation puns already?
Jan 17 2012 12:37PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
Now that's an attitude that will lead us towards success.
Jan 17 2012 12:37PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
*altitude
Jan 17 2012 12:40PM
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MFM
Posts: 842 - Karma: 77
I'm sure this thread will takeoff sometime but it's really just up in the air.
Jan 17 2012 12:40PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
*attitude
Jan 17 2012 12:41PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Wow, already turbulence in this thread
Jan 17 2012 12:43PM
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Mike-O
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I failed my aviation exam yesterday, but I was just winging it.
Jan 17 2012 12:43PM
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Jodi
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HIGH five, brother
Jan 17 2012 12:45PM
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steeze-gwop.
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I really hope this thread takes off.
Jan 17 2012 12:46PM
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TOAST.
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I give you props for trying.
Jan 17 2012 12:49PM
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Mike-O
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Damn it... Yeah, I'm not too versed in aviation speak.
Jan 17 2012 12:50PM
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DIX~
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I was hoping to give this thread a good start but it's already taken off
Jan 17 2012 1:21PM
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PON3
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lol that was so funny it rudderd me speechless.
Jan 17 2012 1:23PM
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feihlination
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i dont like these threads, they are just plane stupid.
Jan 17 2012 1:27PM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
the turbulance in this thread really elevated quickly
Jan 17 2012 1:48PM
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aint.no.thang
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Jan 17 2012 1:54PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7281 - Karma: 33,452
You may enjoy them more if you're high.
Jan 17 2012 2:04PM
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steezbox
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 701
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Jan 17 2012 2:46PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
Yeah, this thread is in a tailspin.
Jan 17 2012 2:53PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
i think you've just lost that lovin feelin..
Jan 17 2012 3:01PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
Your totally wright. This thread will never fly with the moderators.
Jan 17 2012 3:13PM
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Rob.
Posts: 189 - Karma: 16
Now this thread is heading on the right track
+K
Jan 17 2012 3:15PM
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Rob.
Posts: 189 - Karma: 16
Have you tried using a penetration approach?
Jan 17 2012 4:54PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
this thread is propelling it's way to success
Jan 17 2012 4:58PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
sadly it woy
Jan 17 2012 6:08PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
sadly it would appear that this thread is stalling out
Jan 17 2012 6:08PM
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Ski_Alot
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guys keep it up, we can't let it stall
Jan 17 2012 6:38PM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,934
i hate these threads, theyre just plane stupid
Jan 17 2012 6:43PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
this thread is really getting into gear
Jan 17 2012 7:24PM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
the female flight attendants call me big PAPI!
Jan 17 2012 7:30PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
I think this thread has lost its touch, it needs to be derailed



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Jan 17 2012 7:33PM
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DoteMoney
Posts: 270 - Karma: 54
hey guys i took my aviation exam today and i'm pretty sure that i bombed it.
Jan 17 2012 7:40PM
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TallerThanThou
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Your statement will now be disregarded as it was not written in pun form. Don't think you can just ...glide... into this thread without some sort of linguistic trickery in your language luggage.
Jan 17 2012 7:45PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
admins, ditch this thread now......
Jan 17 2012 7:48PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
Why not?  It seems to be fairing very nicely.
Jan 17 2012 8:28PM
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technique.
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it's pretty successful actually. you're just a soar loser
Jan 17 2012 8:41PM
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Airspeed-X
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Sorry I can't resist, I couldn't see this thread depressurize so I'm bringing it back to new heights.
Feb 5 2012 12:39AM
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corona
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props to those who made some good ones
Feb 5 2012 12:44AM
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Airspeed-X
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We need more traffic in this circuit.
Feb 5 2012 12:47AM
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TOAST.
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the days since I last posted in this thread seem to fly by.
Feb 5 2012 12:52AM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
Well, I was almost ready to let this one slide into a flatspin, but I will provide a little extra thrust instead.
Feb 5 2012 12:54AM
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cow.
Posts: 416 - Karma: 200
this pun is 747 times better than the others.
Feb 5 2012 1:07AM
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SpaghettiWizard
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+k to whoever gives me the link to the nautical pun ones, and

sex with flight stewerdasess and clouds and what not
Feb 5 2012 1:10AM
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extravert
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 3,174
I'm glad this landed on the first page again. There are some first class responses.
Feb 5 2012 1:13AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,240
this thread is spiraling out of control
Feb 5 2012 1:14AM
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iFlip
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Just thought I'd jet on in here and see what's up.
Feb 5 2012 1:44AM
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