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Frontside Ollie

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Mike-O
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Meet Robin, Finland's answer to Justin Bieber. Singing about hanging out at the skatehall with his tween buddies when a girl suddenly does a perfect frontside ollie.

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I have no idea why. Could de-throne Rebecca Black here.

Chorus:

"I can't believe my eyes/
when that girl really did it/
a perfect/
FRONTSIDE OLLIEEEEE
I was left in a supporting role/
when she surprisingly popped/
a perfect/
FRONTSIDE OLLIIEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Jan 17 2012 11:15AM
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Blurst
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I'd tap dat
Jan 17 2012 11:17AM
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Peter.
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brb making a skate edit to this song with only frontside ollies
Jan 17 2012 11:18AM
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HoneyBadger
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?
Jan 17 2012 11:20AM
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Peter.
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why, you saw his face, therefore eliminating any visions you had when you checked him out from behind
Jan 17 2012 11:25AM
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.AR6rider.
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What the hell is a frontside ollie? Wouldn't that just be like calling it a frontside bunnyhop in BMX? Or is he talking about like a frontside air in a miniramp. I didn't watch the video, btw.
Jan 17 2012 11:27AM
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Mike-O
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It's a frontside ollie 180, of course.
Jan 17 2012 11:29AM
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.AR6rider.
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Haha gotcha.
Jan 17 2012 11:30AM
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TOAST.
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I watched the whole thing?
Jan 17 2012 11:31AM
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Mike-O
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Can you feel it in your loins?
Jan 17 2012 11:44AM
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CliffyByro
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Jan 17 2012 11:50AM
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Trace.
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Man and I thought modern music was getting worse...this right here is art
Jan 17 2012 12:10PM
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I_Am_Mod
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I see your Finnish Robin and raise you the Belgian Ian Thomas, the breaker of many 12y old hearts ....





i'd translate the lyrics for you guys but it just feels too awkward ....
Jan 17 2012 12:16PM
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DayMan
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Threads for when I'm not at school
Jan 17 2012 12:17PM
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PJS.
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This thread makes me happy.
Jan 17 2012 12:18PM
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Mike-O
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Is that just a fucking translation of Bieber's baby... bwahahahah.
Jan 17 2012 12:20PM
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PJS.
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So if theres bieber fever...would it stand to reason that there is thomas tetanus? or robin rabies?
Jan 17 2012 12:27PM
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I_Am_Mod
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i don't know the lyrics to "baby" but i guess it is ....
Jan 17 2012 12:31PM
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Billek
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Seriously, go to hell man!  Thanks yo you I have "Doo-be-doo-be doooo, frontside ollie!"  stuck in my head.  The only thing worse than having a shitty song stuck in your head is not knowing the words to it.
Jan 17 2012 12:44PM
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Mike-O
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Brings me back to the days of Numa Numa...
Jan 17 2012 12:46PM
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.AR6rider.
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Jan 17 2012 12:50PM
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Big.L
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Made it to 1 second in and stopped it, I will be leaving now.
Jan 17 2012 1:02PM
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Mike-O
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Tsk, tsk.

...and you call yourself the Dutch master.
Jan 17 2012 1:14PM
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skifoo
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Why is the boy always like 10 and the girl like 16?
Jan 17 2012 4:04PM
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GORILLA.
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whats with finnish music videos and all their skateboarding & bright flashing lights?


Jan 17 2012 4:08PM
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iSmokeweed
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that made me lol alot.
Jan 17 2012 4:08PM
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Mike-O
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Plus now you can learn some simple Finnish with the help of my oh-so-useful chorus guide.
Jan 17 2012 4:11PM
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hoodratz47
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goddamn Mike O your language is not easy on the ears


and where were their helmets ?
Jan 17 2012 4:12PM
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Mike-O
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I think the amount of hairspray and gel it takes to form that Bieber hair actually protects from more damage than a helmet.
Jan 17 2012 4:14PM
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broto
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i fucking love how scandinavian languages sound, so sick
Jan 17 2012 4:17PM
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hoodratz47
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truth be told



and what about these guys






and one of my fav bands ever.


Jan 17 2012 4:19PM
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Mike-O
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Finland is not Scandinavian though.

We're just a Nordic country, and belong in the Ugric languages, not the Germanic ones.
Jan 17 2012 4:19PM
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broto
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Well now I look like an idiot. Still sounds fucking awesome.
Jan 17 2012 5:53PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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at 1:14 are those ninthward decks?
Jan 17 2012 6:01PM
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Mike-O
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Ninthward does skates too? But I don't see any logos or text like that there anyway.
Jan 17 2012 6:14PM
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TallerThanThou
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At least the skateboarding in the Children of Bodom one didn't suck ultra-chodes.
Jan 17 2012 7:52PM
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Mike-O
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Bit of relevant trolling concerning the shittiest (and most popular) TV show in Finland. In the show, Finnish actors have created some shitty one-off characters and the audience votes one of them off every week. This time however, Finnish chan boards decided to vote the ultimate shittiest character to win the whole thing, and there is controversy that the vote was "manipulated" this way.

When a paper ran the news with a poll alongside, the chans striked again and lulz ensued.

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I left the other text in Finnish just because.
Jan 18 2012 2:20AM
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Vilitin
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I listened the whole shit at morning, and when a girl in my school started singing the song, i wanted to kill my self.
Jan 18 2012 9:12AM
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Haellgren
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I left when i heard the nam Justin biber.
Jan 18 2012 10:05AM
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Mike-O
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NS, prepare to have your mind blown... Robin, Finland's Bieber, is also a skier.

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Frontflippin' and Final Countdownin' all the way.
Jan 18 2012 11:34AM
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I_Am_Mod
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i hope he's on here, i want an autograph !
Jan 18 2012 11:38AM
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Mike-O
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I'm happy for him though, kid is gonna be knee deep in pussy and he might grow up to be a respectable singer after this tweenwave shit dies down.
Jan 18 2012 12:01PM
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MatRich
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wow they are going to be really embarrassed when they found out they made a full song about a trick that doesnt exist!
Jan 18 2012 12:01PM
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Mike-O
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In Finnish we usually just call it frontti ollie, backi ollie. It's easier to say than frontti satanen, frontti satakasikyt for example. This isn't a "lol does not exist" kind of deal.
Jan 18 2012 12:08PM
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act.resist
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all i got from that was

"herp derpy derp derp derp derp derp derpy herp fronside ollie."
Jan 18 2012 12:28PM
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Mike-O
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Yup, that's how we talk.

Derp derp derp all day long.
Jan 18 2012 12:44PM
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act.resist
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i wasnt talking about swedish i was talking about that kid in general sorry :(
Jan 18 2012 12:51PM
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I_Am_Mod
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^^true, finish is actually a binary languages, they only know two words, Herp and Derp...


(only recently their vocabulary has been expanded, now it includes herp, derp and frontside ollie ...)
Jan 18 2012 12:52PM
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Mike-O
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...it's Finnish, not Swedish...


:/


They aren't even in the same family of languages...
Jan 18 2012 12:53PM
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act.resist
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SORRY! im just a stupid american dont mind me! herpy derpy derp
Jan 18 2012 12:56PM
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Mike-O
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Forgiven. Let us herd and derp in peace.
Jan 18 2012 12:58PM
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