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"anything but clothes" party ideas
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My friend is having an anything but clothes party for his 21st next week and I need some help with ideas.
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pop some Viagra and go nude except for a tube sock over your dick.
anything else is fucking pussy shit and you know it so dont even fucking try you boykissing prick.
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you'd like that wouldn't you. assfag thundercunt
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just wear anything, as long as it isn't clothes
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This post blew my mind with its creativity
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i will make love to you in a way that you have never experienced before.
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put duct tape on your dick and say you're an elephant
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Make a suit of armour out of beer cases. Seriously. VERY easy to do and you look fuckin righteous.
Just take cases and make holes for your arms, legs, wrap em around your waist, put one on your head, etc.
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at first i was just in here to troll this thread but now this gem has been posted and i feel like theres no way i can compete.
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Take a golf sock (the thing that covers the heads of your woods) and thread a thick string shoelace or cord through it so it can go around your waist. then to cover your but and gooch get a bandana fold it in half drape it over the string or cord or whatever and pull the point of it (should be pointing towards the ground then take that and pull it through your gooch and pin it to the golf sock. Its sturdy and the bitches love it.
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trash bag pants, wear something under it though
schvetty balls
along with a little bit of duct tape and of course^, some beer themed accessories
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a hot dog bun very strategically placed
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tape a stuffed animal to your pelvis such that, A) it covers everything and B) looks like your fucking it in the ass.
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dress it up like a sonic hot dog
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