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How Do You Pee?

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Enstrut
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 360
Pull out the full package, just the hose, pants around ankles, sitting?
Jan 15 2012 4:43PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,007
Truthfully I don't know..
Jan 15 2012 4:44PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,653
back to the toilet, over the shoulder
Jan 15 2012 4:45PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,059

i could never pull my penis through that little hole in my boxers. that shit's just weird.

unzip, lower the boxers enough to whip it out, hold with right hand, sometimes rest forward with left hand against the wall (i.e, when drunk), and look down and make sure i aint missin.

always lift the seat up, always put it back down after. i'm a gentleman.

Jan 15 2012 4:45PM
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Enstrut
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 360
that hole never works, hurts when you try to pull it through jean zippers
Jan 15 2012 4:47PM
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BmoChop
Posts: 2071 - Karma: 96
I oftentimes sit down to take my pees, I find it provides a much needed break in an otherwise hectic day.
Jan 15 2012 4:47PM
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DayMan
Posts: 4674 - Karma: 8,285
this
Jan 15 2012 4:49PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,738
standing up with my t-shirt off, pants on ankles and both hands behind my head, peeing like a boss ! swaying from left to right and back again !

then to get the last drops off i do a meatspin, then pull pants back up, put t-shirt back on and continue whatever i was doing before ....
Jan 15 2012 4:52PM
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Enstrut
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 360
legit
Jan 15 2012 4:55PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Same as anathema
Jan 15 2012 4:57PM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
+k
Jan 15 2012 4:58PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,680
Pants down, in the sink or in the trash
Jan 15 2012 5:00PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
in a girl's butt, where else?
Jan 15 2012 5:03PM
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Enstrut
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 360
solid
Jan 15 2012 5:08PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
Standing up, with my wiener. Every person on earth can, and should stand up whilst peeing.

Pinknames are not excused. Not anymore

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Jan 15 2012 5:09PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
lold pretty hard
Jan 15 2012 5:15PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6081 - Karma: 7,457
hahahahha
Jan 15 2012 5:23PM
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DUKES
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 674
i change up my style alot. I either so how long i can pee or i just try to rocket it out and pee as fast as i can
Jan 15 2012 11:42PM
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ItsAlwaysSunny
Posts: 265 - Karma: 85
suns out balls out
Jan 15 2012 11:43PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,987
damn, beat me to it
Jan 15 2012 11:44PM
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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 809
for all the wanna be transies and lesbo's (that wear the pants) as well
Jan 15 2012 11:45PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,378
Also, a great time to catch up on words with friends, and go on new schoolers. Or should I say, sit on new schoolers.
Jan 15 2012 11:55PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,378
Fuck mobile. Newschoolers*
Jan 15 2012 11:56PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 50774 - Karma: 152,704
Ive been pullin my pants down a little. easier to pee one handed that way without the pressure from my pants.

The last year or two ive been going over the fence mostly. Too lazy to unzip
Jan 15 2012 11:57PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
No u should not say
Jan 15 2012 11:57PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL
Jan 15 2012 11:58PM
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S.C
Posts: 3056 - Karma: 2,114
the first person to post that vid (it was inevitable) obviously fucks it up

thats worth a LOL
Jan 16 2012 12:00AM
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
bets on how long it takes for "meatspin" to be trending on twitter?
Jan 16 2012 12:02AM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
wtf did i just watched?
Jan 16 2012 12:06AM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
the glory that was Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!

probably the funniest shit to watch when you are high.
Jan 16 2012 12:09AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
i have to be awfully careful this time of year, the ground is pretty cold
Jan 16 2012 12:11AM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 993
I never unzip my pants, and I always whip it all out. If you only whip out the shaft there will be some that is blocked in and when you put it away you will essentially piss yourself.
Jan 16 2012 12:15AM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
This is the exact way I pee to.
Jan 16 2012 1:38AM
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CoolChillGuy420
Posts: 35260 - Karma: 94,959
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Jan 16 2012 1:42AM
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RZcrew
Posts: 366 - Karma: 2,209
all over this
Jan 16 2012 1:43AM
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MFM
Posts: 842 - Karma: 76
Scoop that junk out, and i try to progressively gap further as I piss. I've got almost all the way across my bathroom before.
Jan 16 2012 1:44AM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,175
i pee in her butt
Jan 16 2012 1:45AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11947 - Karma: 8,772
facing the tank i squat with my feet on the seat. i stick my ass up a little bit. i then place my wallet on the tank so i can rest my face. and then while im pissing. i do those weird muscle movements that make your dick go up and down. and piss every where

for urinals. pants down to the ankles and scratching my ass the whole time.
Jan 16 2012 4:35AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,738
i've been wanting to do this for quite a while now, it's just really hard to find a suiting bowl...
most toilets are kind of small or have a sink or bathtub standing in the way ....
Jan 16 2012 4:45AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11947 - Karma: 8,772
omg.... i just went and did this. in the new bathroom in my house there is plenty of room.

planking and peeing.. amazing.

but hard

Jan 16 2012 4:59AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,556
I pee like this.


Jan 16 2012 5:00AM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
I'm peeing sitting down at work so I have enough time to post this about peeing sitting down only while at work
Jan 16 2012 8:35AM
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Slowbro
Posts: 3121 - Karma: 13,161
I run out in the yard and do 360's while i pee
Jan 16 2012 9:54AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
standing up is way too much effort
when sitting down, one opens up endless possibilities for multitasking
some of my favorites are: read a magazine, play tiny wings, think deep thoughts, take care of any lurking poops you might not have been aware of
Jan 16 2012 10:16AM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,120
I always switch it up.  sometimes I don't even pee in the toilet..  go in the sink... mainly do it in public bathrooms though.... lol
Jan 16 2012 10:38AM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 840
I pee with the force of a thousand suns so I usually see how far away I can get from the toilet/urinal. My record is about 6 feet
Jan 16 2012 10:42AM
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Birddogmurray
Posts: 239 - Karma: 300
I wipe my peepee after... because on time i shook, and it smacked my thigh and i got a red mark.
Jan 24 2012 7:49PM
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Rumi.
Posts: 1231 - Karma: 556
-meat over pants, that hole shit sucks
-start at normal distance
-get pee up to max flow
-slowly back away reaching maximum distance
-make and epic jump forward when the stream stops and get every last drop in the bowl like a baus
-proceed with day
Jan 24 2012 7:55PM
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Radio
Posts: 946 - Karma: 12
start peeing, slowly back away untill you can just barely get the distance so you dont piss everywhere. my record is like 10 ft
Jan 24 2012 7:55PM
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Rumi.
Posts: 1231 - Karma: 556
you stole my move
Jan 24 2012 7:56PM
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