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when i was like 6, i was at the target near my house and i would always play the demo games on the xboxs while my mom would shop. so the one day im playin and this dude who was probs around 15 rolls up next to me and was playing for like 5 minutes. all of a sudden hes like leaning up against me, then he like fell behind me. next thing i know hes floppin around like a fish out of water and im just finishing up my madden game and my mom comes running over and puts like a jacket under his head so he didnt hit his head off the ground, got target people, who called ambulance, and that was me when i was a little ignorant 3rd grader.
more recently, in my gym class, a kid in the grade above me claimed he knew a way to like defend against chokeholds, so one of the other kids puts him in a chokehold, the kid blacks out, slams his head off the gym floor. he starts shaking and it looked really like fake so everyone was like laughing. the kid that put him in the chokehold tries to help him up and he doesnt stop shaking, after he finally stopped we rolled him over and his chin was cut open from the fall and there was like mouthfoam all over the hardwood, nasty.
