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14.
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can't win even a war without getting cocky
Jan 12 2012 5:56PM
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Aidan-G
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It's a fucking joke, jesus christ. I don't care what country you're from. I don't about your language, color of skin, religion, any of that. He is the one who is bashing countries in this thread and being serious about it. I love New Zealand. I know people who live there. All I'm saying is NobarKing is a dick and was making a joke pointed at him. Calm the fuck down
Jan 21 2012 6:45PM
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Mike-O
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Ha, fuck you. He turned this into 'America sucks'... read the first 8 pages.

Revel on that and VinnieF's nice little infomatic, you ignorant cockbungler.
Jan 21 2012 6:45PM
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Aidan-G
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Whatever. Maybe he didn't turn it into america sucks but he sure hasn't been waving the flag for them either
Jan 21 2012 6:47PM
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Mike-O
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Why the fuck would he?

You're not very smart, are you?
Jan 21 2012 6:49PM
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cobra_commander
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FWIW: The Kewi's are active in Afghanistan, or atleast were a couple years ago. Pretty darn good too.
Jan 21 2012 6:49PM
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Aidan-G
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Obviously you aren't either because cockbungler isn't even an insult. It doesn't mean anything. Do you even know what the word bungle means?
Jan 21 2012 6:52PM
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Mike-O
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Think outside the box for once in your life, jackass.
Jan 21 2012 6:54PM
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Aidan-G
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Changing the subject i see. Calling me ignorant. Lol
Jan 21 2012 6:55PM
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las.
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We have literally a handful of SAS troops over there, but all of our regular soldiers are in support roles.
Jan 21 2012 6:56PM
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Mike-O
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Voit mun puolesta haistaa pitkän paskan, ja painua lähimpään kuoppaan runkkaamaan ittes hukuksiin...

Jos et ymmärrä semantiikkaa, kielen taivutusta tai minkäänlaista luomisvoimaa mitä tulee sanoihin tai kirjallisuuteen, ja SILTI yrität väittää, että "vitsailit vaan" ja dissaat Uusi-Seelantilaisia ihan hienosti...

Ime vittua, saatanan pelle.
Jan 21 2012 7:00PM
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Aidan-G
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Word
Jan 21 2012 7:00PM
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cobra_commander
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I can't read any of this, but I think I understood it.
Jan 21 2012 7:01PM
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Aidan-G
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Maybe he didn't turn into America sucks this time but in the last one of these threads he said "America is a disease" so i think it carries over
Jan 21 2012 7:02PM
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Mr.Turtle
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i just put it into google translate and am lolling
Jan 21 2012 7:03PM
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Mike-O
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Ha.

I just want to add that "ittes hukuksiin" is slang for "drown yourself."
Jan 21 2012 7:08PM
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Aidan-G
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So much violence
Jan 21 2012 7:09PM
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Mike-O
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You should go to the army and get a bit shook up yourself before talking meaningless bullshit. Or just, you know, get learned otherwise.
Jan 21 2012 7:14PM
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Aidan-G
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I like how you made a thread "in the name of equality so people don't get butthurt" then you get butthurt by one joke and tell me to drown myself
Jan 21 2012 7:16PM
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Mike-O
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...in your own cum.
Jan 21 2012 7:17PM
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las.
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America is a disease. You are a bunch of medieval war-pig primates who don't know how to act outside of your own sheltering and misinforming bucket of decaying smegma you call a country. Thankfully you are starting to fade into obsolescence. Your economic status among other things is making you less and less relevant to the world. You are the superpower of yesterday. I think it will take your country around two generations to fully comes to terms with your soon to be inferiority, and those decades are going to be fucking frightening. America can't stand the thought of other countries being more powerful than them, and in my opinion a weakened america will be the cause of the next major world conflict. One can only hope you get absolutely obliterated in the process, the world would be an infinitely better place without you. (This rant doesn't apply to individuals, more to your country as a whole. So don't take offence anyone, im just saying what the world's thinking).
Jan 21 2012 7:17PM
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Aidan-G
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There it is
Jan 21 2012 7:19PM
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Mike-O
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Well don't throw the whole world under the bus either with your own opinion.
Jan 21 2012 7:19PM
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Aidan-G
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Like i said i was just poking fun at him but then you got angry and came after me
Jan 21 2012 7:21PM
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las.
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My b
Jan 21 2012 7:23PM
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Mike-O
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Just admit already that your "joke" was not well put, it was just a statement.

I already asked you to go drown yourself in a pit full of your own cum, so let's try to get past this.

You can say what you want, but being ignorant gets a callback.
Jan 21 2012 7:23PM
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Aidan-G
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Or it was a lame joke as you said and then when i said it was a joke directed at him you flipped out
Jan 21 2012 7:25PM
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Aidan-G
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Word
Jan 21 2012 7:29PM
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Stickity
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Mike-O, what makes you so high and mighty so that you can talk shit on everyone?
right now you're just someone sitting behind a keyboard acting like he's the shit, just like everyone of us only you're coming off as nothing but a prick. stop making yourself look like a dumbass and learn to take a joke especially one that isn't even directed at you
Jan 21 2012 7:30PM
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Mike-O
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Well my and Aidan's convo wasn't directed at you, now was it?

High and mighty... prick... dumbass... give me a fucking break.

It was irony in its purest form that it's "not okay" to call the US out on anything, but it's okay to ignorantly joke about other countries and if one think there's some hypocrisy in there then you're a prick and "should learn to take a joke herpyderpyDERP".



Jan 21 2012 7:36PM
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Aidan-G
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Well my and nobar's wasn't directed at you, now was it?
Jan 21 2012 7:39PM
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Mike-O
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See, there's a stark difference between a one-off 'who is who' and telling one to go suck a fuck, and saying truly ignorant shit about another country, which affects anyone engaging in this lovely thread.
Jan 21 2012 7:42PM
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Aidan-G
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But then again it was a joke directed at him and then you jumped in, said some hurtful things, i said cokbungler wasn't a word or an insult, and you told me to drown myself
Jan 21 2012 7:44PM
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poptarts4life
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You want America to be obliterated? I'm fine with people not liking America but to hope for obliteration on another country is horrible. I try to understand that people may not like my country but when you say that and don't expect me to take offense.... Go fuck yourself.
Jan 21 2012 10:26PM
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Alexander_Keith
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These Bad Ass Motherf***ers? Theyre New Zealanders

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Jan 21 2012 10:39PM
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--ski--
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NobarKing, you're being a dick. Not saying that I agree or disagree with what you have said, but express your opinions in a more civilized manner next time.
Jan 21 2012 11:42PM
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las.
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Obliteration may have been a bit harsh. 'Put in your place' would be a better way to put it. Seriously, that's exactly what america needs, and if complete destruction to make you realize that is a by-product, then so be it.

I find that extremely rich coming from an american too. Wasn't it Santorum who basically said he would order the immediate and complete bombing of Iran if he were elected? And before you say it, yes he does represent your country.
Jan 22 2012 12:29AM
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cobra_commander
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If you think that Santorum represents the United States of America, than you just make your self appear ignorant and judgmental. Santorum has not been elected to any national government position by the people of the United States. He has been elected to represent a STATE, of which there are 50 in the country (51 if you include Canada).

I guess I could say that Stephen Wilce represents your country. Or Bilbo Baggins.
Jan 22 2012 12:59AM
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las.
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It's the fact that he is a legitimate candidate to be the leader of your country, for christs sake. Obviously his policies and views have a fair bit of support otherwise he wouldn't be where he is. The fact that people like him are actually in the presidential running says a lot about your country. He's no less of a right wing redneck than any of the other republicans either, except for paul. From an outsiders perspective, americas elections and the roads to them are both extremely humorous and slightly scary. Im starting to regularly watch your news (mainly Fox) in the mornings now, for my daily lolz.
Jan 22 2012 1:20AM
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MFM
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this one time i pissed on my friend cause he was hiding behind some dirt and i peed like 20 feet
Jan 22 2012 1:35AM
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fujarome
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so you're saying that you should be required to fulfill a certain genre or type of person in order to hold office? And if you have different views, then tough luck...you can't run?


He's not nearly as widely supported as it may seem, by the way.





Jan 22 2012 1:59AM
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cobra_commander
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It's yours.
Jan 22 2012 2:01AM
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las.
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No, not at all. Im saying it's absurd how extremists like him can even be given the chance for presidency, regardless of how much support he has backing him. It's also very telling of the overall nature of your country.

And again, he obviously has a fair bit of support otherwise he wouldn't be where he is.
Jan 22 2012 2:20AM
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cobra_commander
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So you think that only people you agree with should be able to run for political office? Here in the United States, we allow anyone to run for office, we don't discriminate.

Sorry you don't agree with us. Our system has worked pretty darn well for the last 230 years. Sure it has had some ups and downs, just like every system. It is however, the same government that signed a piece of paper back in 1788, the same piece of paper, which still governs this country. There are not a lot of democracies in this world that can claim that.

I am older than your country's bill of rights.
Jan 22 2012 2:39AM
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fujarome
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you can't label him an extremist, then say it's very telling of American overall nature.


I met an obese, racist, rude canadian once. I know it's extreme, but it's very telling of the type of people canada must produce.



See how that works?


Granted you do have a point in that he is a politician, and therefore like-minded people had to have pushed him up. But you can easily have such agendas and be an effective town, county, city or in some cases even state politician. You just don't have the power to significantly incorporate them. That's why someone like him will never win the big election, but can make it to that level. One of the reps near my town is a crazy religious, conservative type and yet is generally considered to be one of the better reps the area has had in years. Doesn't mean the populace has the exact same viewpoint as him.


Jan 22 2012 2:42AM
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T-Nutcracker
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well what else would you expect from a country run by freemanson jews ?
Jan 22 2012 2:43AM
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poptarts4life
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It's not run by freemason jews.


Jan 22 2012 9:26AM
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Mike-O
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Just admit that it wasn't "a joke", it was your ignoramus, derpy being trying to make fun of Kiwis without sufficient knowledge, and when called out on it you acted like it was 'a joke' all along.

Find that hole already.
Jan 22 2012 9:52AM
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Stickity
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it was clearly a joke
Jan 22 2012 10:09AM
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Mike-O
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Like I said already, most of the time when others criticize or make fun on the expense of the US, oh blasphemy, how dare you! But when you turn around and do the same to other countries or cultures "it's just a joke".

Yeah, we totally get it, "burrrrr".
Jan 22 2012 10:25AM
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vailsux.com
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The anathema constant

preconceived ideas and hatred.
Jan 22 2012 12:23PM
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