First ski trip was cancelled (0 days on snow still this season), a friends wake was today, and was dumped by the girlfriend after almost 2 years. She's moving on top of that so it's not like we'll still hang out or anything. So yeah, I'd really appreciate a good laugh right now.
Anybody else in a shitty situation?
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"if you put a matress in a pool, does it take a crane to get it out?" - BERZERKER
"im not technically sure how it would be possible, but i imagine you getting a running start before you ban someone." - tuna.
"school tomorrow is gonna either be terrible or the best day of the week depending on how many girls are crying. just remember if their eyes are that wet then how wet are their pussies" - jason
My neighbor who I've known since age 4 is slowly dying, my cousin's friend who I had mutual friends with just died, I'm fucking up at school and keep telling myself I'm gonna get my shit together but then I get home, fall asleep for a couple hours and do the bare minimum amount of homework I can...fuck.
"YOU CAUGHT ME, ITS ACTUALLY BECAUSE MY PENIS LOOKS LIKE A GUMMY BEAR" - AWALLACE
"skiing is about speed. hot, nasty, badass speed. -eleanor roosevelt" - RubberSoul
sorry about that man, watch a funny movie to cheer you up
"Anyways, threads for eheath loses 30 pounds, removes the dick out of his ass, gets laid, orders weightwatchers, gets a degree from college that can be applied to a job, learns how to ski and douches. Until then, continue" -ECB
"I am an artist. My skis are my paintbrush and the mountains are my canvas" -Garrett Russell
Nothing ruins the moment quite like a chemical burn on your dick. -BigJew