We've all been there. Your buddies are hiking a feature and you are on your own now. Waiting in line all by your lonesome and you spy a good lookin' boarder lady (lady twintippers that are attractive/decent skiers are hard to come by, although they definitely count) also without any apparent fellow riders. The idea pops in your head that you could be lift buddies/potential soulmates. Now you have to woo her over. You need to find a way to subtly show off your prowess.
What is your go-to mating call? Tip press to afterbang position? Little nollie thing? Standing daffy press? Removal of clothes?
Then you can make it or break it in the vocalization stage. What's your never-failing smooth pick up line. Is it a modest "single?" or a bold "Hey, baby. You lookin' lonely. Wanna take a joy ride with the steez machine?"
Share your n00bproof slope romance tips and let's have a good laugh.
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